I mean seriously, if a statement I made ever sounded even remotely right of center, it was either bitter sarcasm or straight faced parody. FFS.

:crumbles into dust:

SO SO GLAD

I’m not going to tell you to stay home or not go out after dark. I am saying that for the next week, the buddy system is strongly suggested. Check on each other. Keep hear head clear and your eyes up.

My cells are already doing stupid shit, let’s GO

Oh man, if there was terrigenic mist I would be diving into it SO FAST

Still no radiation induced superpowers and I want to speak to a manager about it.

I usually hate any of these but this is an EXCEPTION

So what I’m saying is; if you’re going anywhere this weekend outside your house, keep your head on a swivel. Don’t go anywhere alone, especially late or intoxicated. Party at home. Have slumber parties. Be safe.

Shakespeare utilized the next known example: at the death of Julius Caesar, Mark Antony spoke over an unwashed and exposed body of Rome’s beloved general and consul (and dictator). They burned down the senate house and tore a man apart.

By the main gates, unwashed and uncovered so that everyone could see his injuries.

The first riot broke out that night but was quickly subdued. Then the funeral happened. They burned down the parts of the city

He was killed in a fight on the Appian Road and to this day we aren’t sure what happened, but he died along with some of his men, killed by a man named Milo (or one of his attendants).

His wife seized the opportunity to rally more to the populist side, and had him drawn into the city…

This is why infants under six months aren’t ever supposed to have blankets or stuffies in their beds. After six months the vast majority will be able to have one or the other (obv CHECK WITH YOUR MEDICAL PROVIDER, it’s been years since I had a newborn)

Giving more and more thought to a classic car.