ghost of my former self
@alienschoolyard.bsky.social
nothing special
I refuse to believe that any of this is real. We all died like 10 years ago and this is some sort of simulation. That's the best I've got.
August 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I refuse to believe that any of this is real. We all died like 10 years ago and this is some sort of simulation. That's the best I've got.
we are not a country. we're a travesty
August 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
we are not a country. we're a travesty
periodic reminder that Trump raped a 13-year-old
July 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
periodic reminder that Trump raped a 13-year-old
look at this dog cow I met today
July 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
look at this dog cow I met today
nope, just getting ignored, and none of them feel any pressure to acknowledge my existence. they are heroes
July 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
nope, just getting ignored, and none of them feel any pressure to acknowledge my existence. they are heroes
Excellent job, Paramount. Canceling Colbert and giving South Park 1.5 billion was clearly the best move in protecting Trump's fragile man baby fee-fees. Our dear leader is protected, and I for one applaud the decision.
July 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Excellent job, Paramount. Canceling Colbert and giving South Park 1.5 billion was clearly the best move in protecting Trump's fragile man baby fee-fees. Our dear leader is protected, and I for one applaud the decision.
just found your plan B. youre welcome
July 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
just found your plan B. youre welcome
"I for one am shocked, absolutely shocked this very normal human could not be trusted."
-MAGA
-MAGA
July 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"I for one am shocked, absolutely shocked this very normal human could not be trusted."
-MAGA
-MAGA
right wing bros have turned on Trump over Epstein and I for one am here for it
July 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
right wing bros have turned on Trump over Epstein and I for one am here for it
this monster pooped on my fresh laundry
July 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
this monster pooped on my fresh laundry
Yes, why would you vomit on the floor when I could spend a half an hour scrubbing it out of my carpet? Thank you, sir
July 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yes, why would you vomit on the floor when I could spend a half an hour scrubbing it out of my carpet? Thank you, sir
cats, but love bugs
July 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
cats, but love bugs
this cow I met yesterday gets what it's like to live in America
July 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
this cow I met yesterday gets what it's like to live in America
The world is a dumpster fire. Enjoy my cat sitting like a freak. Happy Friday.
July 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The world is a dumpster fire. Enjoy my cat sitting like a freak. Happy Friday.
at least chat GPT agrees with me
June 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
at least chat GPT agrees with me
even the fish are like, 'fuck it. I'm out'
June 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
even the fish are like, 'fuck it. I'm out'
how fucked up does a country have to be to ban a Steve Martin book?
June 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
how fucked up does a country have to be to ban a Steve Martin book?
never forget, these are the real criminals
June 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
never forget, these are the real criminals
if you haven't trained your cats to dust your crap, then what the hell are you even doing with your life
June 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
if you haven't trained your cats to dust your crap, then what the hell are you even doing with your life
my retirement plan
May 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
my retirement plan
establish dominance by yelling at the peacock
May 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
establish dominance by yelling at the peacock