Girldick? How about

Writing in the Human Domestication Guide setting

Expectation: Weird kinky plant sex. Vines in ass
Reality: My transfem protagonist is really excited to ride a train

I posted a new chapter of my Human Domestication Guide story, I Quit!

This chapter contains awkward flirting and the eradication of capitalism.

#HDG #HumanDomesticationGuide

An except from the chapter I'm finally back to working on, in which a firstbloom Affini at the dawn of the Terran domestication campaign meets a CEO.

HDG in a nutshell: I want a big lady to step on me, and by me I mean my entire species

Holding up a big sign saying "SEND HELP" in the direction of Triangulum

In the Affini Compact, the greatest episode of Doctor Yew is widely considered to be Don't Kink

The main Affini in my HDG story looks at every human with this exact expression

Every time I try to picture a generic Affini, I imagine a Carnivine, and I've just learned that I'm not the only one with this problem

This piece has been three months in the making... here's a lovely depiction of our favorite Plant, and one that we are incredibly proud of!

This work, of course, is part of the Human Domestication Guide setting.

Ask for full res or timelapse if wanted!

#HDG #HumanDomesticationGuide #HDG #Affini

Trying to come up with character names for my HDG story, and because this is me, I've ended up spending an hour trying to make sense of tulip nomenclature

instream for @pillow-priestess.bsky.social!

A frustration I often have with HDG is that many stories, even really good ones, seem to struggle with the transition from "Affini and human with an interesting dynamic" and "Affini and their floret". Often the decision just doesn't feel organic.

Love me some HDG memes

i like plants in a mildly unconventional way

HDG, in addition to being the horny plant setting, is also an abbreviation commonly used in aviation, so the HDG feed has a bunch of posts from the ACARS Drama bot. And I guess I could just mute it, but I dunno, there's something kind of nice about seeing all the low-stakes aeroplane goings-on

There's no *real* reason not to call the magazine 'PLANTFUCKERS PINUPS', but *Floraphiles Monthly~* just rolls off the tongue so nicely, you know?

Another amazing amazing comm from the wonderful @jintally.bsky.social !!! Please go give toy a look, it always makes the most beautiful art!! 🧡🧡🧡

So here's my plant smut story, set in the HDG universe. It has three chapters out (and hasn't really got to the outright smut yet). Working on the fourth. A quadrillionaire and his trans employee get stranded in space! Oh no! Perhaps some friendly plants will help?
#HDG #HumanDomesticationGuide