aliciasthebomb
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Was doing dishes and now I’m concerned that either my fully grown man husband or my 5 year old son used this icing spatula to cut an apple earlier…
actually, I think I know who it was, because my son has his own set of knives he uses..
actually, I think I know who it was, because my son has his own set of knives he uses..
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Was doing dishes and now I’m concerned that either my fully grown man husband or my 5 year old son used this icing spatula to cut an apple earlier…
actually, I think I know who it was, because my son has his own set of knives he uses..
actually, I think I know who it was, because my son has his own set of knives he uses..
Close enough, welcome back sugar plum cream cheese danish*🤝
(It’s apricot, but were not picky with our stone fruits)
*like starbucks, but we don’t know her anymore
(It’s apricot, but were not picky with our stone fruits)
*like starbucks, but we don’t know her anymore
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Close enough, welcome back sugar plum cream cheese danish*🤝
(It’s apricot, but were not picky with our stone fruits)
*like starbucks, but we don’t know her anymore
(It’s apricot, but were not picky with our stone fruits)
*like starbucks, but we don’t know her anymore
Only Paolo could take this and this and give you, a princess✨
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Only Paolo could take this and this and give you, a princess✨
Eating dinner at 11pm but it’s thissss and I’m in a quiet house with a mocktail and Frankenstein. Bliss
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Eating dinner at 11pm but it’s thissss and I’m in a quiet house with a mocktail and Frankenstein. Bliss
If you aren’t making yourself a slutty little snack plate for dinner like once a week after the kids go to bed, why not? Cut the skin off your own apples, you deserve it.
And I dont want to hear “the skin is where the nutrients are”. We’re not eating for nutrients, we’re eating because it’s cute
And I dont want to hear “the skin is where the nutrients are”. We’re not eating for nutrients, we’re eating because it’s cute
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
If you aren’t making yourself a slutty little snack plate for dinner like once a week after the kids go to bed, why not? Cut the skin off your own apples, you deserve it.
And I dont want to hear “the skin is where the nutrients are”. We’re not eating for nutrients, we’re eating because it’s cute
And I dont want to hear “the skin is where the nutrients are”. We’re not eating for nutrients, we’re eating because it’s cute
El mejor dia, palettas y el parque después de la escuela☀️
September 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
El mejor dia, palettas y el parque después de la escuela☀️
Back on my bullsh*t
August 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Back on my bullsh*t
Ignore the mess, it’s all still a work in progress. BUT after 2 months we finally got our washer/dryer to the new house!!! No more trips to the lavandería🙌🏼
August 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ignore the mess, it’s all still a work in progress. BUT after 2 months we finally got our washer/dryer to the new house!!! No more trips to the lavandería🙌🏼
When going on a trip, do you pack in advance (like a normal person); or do you wait until 24 hrs before you have to leave, make 2 loaves of sourdough, hang curtains, give your dogs a bath, bleach your roots, and then pack (like me)
August 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When going on a trip, do you pack in advance (like a normal person); or do you wait until 24 hrs before you have to leave, make 2 loaves of sourdough, hang curtains, give your dogs a bath, bleach your roots, and then pack (like me)
Asked my husband if we could cancel the house cleaner (that we don’t have yet but are discussing) to have a weekly croissant budget instead. Because what do you mean I could just have this as my hyper fixation breakfast every day? We may compromise on 1xwk cleaning and 3 days per wk croissants. Tbd
July 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Asked my husband if we could cancel the house cleaner (that we don’t have yet but are discussing) to have a weekly croissant budget instead. Because what do you mean I could just have this as my hyper fixation breakfast every day? We may compromise on 1xwk cleaning and 3 days per wk croissants. Tbd
My whole life I thought I didn’t like croissants. They’re too flaky and messy and not even that good with all the layers and pockets of air. Today though, I had a croissant, baked by a woman living in Mexico, who studied patisserie in France. I may have cried. My life is changed. I love croissants.
July 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My whole life I thought I didn’t like croissants. They’re too flaky and messy and not even that good with all the layers and pockets of air. Today though, I had a croissant, baked by a woman living in Mexico, who studied patisserie in France. I may have cried. My life is changed. I love croissants.
I’ve been trying to make myself pretty meals lately because it gives me more motivation to eat regularly. Today’s is a fancy salad, peaches, and chocolate mousse
July 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’ve been trying to make myself pretty meals lately because it gives me more motivation to eat regularly. Today’s is a fancy salad, peaches, and chocolate mousse
Still figuring out how to use a gas oven, but I *think* the right side is hotter than the left😅🥲
July 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Still figuring out how to use a gas oven, but I *think* the right side is hotter than the left😅🥲
Made myself a pretty breakfast today (real plates are somehow still in storage idk)
July 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Made myself a pretty breakfast today (real plates are somehow still in storage idk)
When in Texas, all you can eat sushi is a must (trust me)
June 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When in Texas, all you can eat sushi is a must (trust me)
How sad is it to tear into this in your car, all by yourself, in front of the shop, 30 seconds after purchasing? Just like on a scale of 1-10
June 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
How sad is it to tear into this in your car, all by yourself, in front of the shop, 30 seconds after purchasing? Just like on a scale of 1-10
More good news! Found Kraft Mac & cheese at the store! (yes, I know, “culture”. but when in new places we deserve comfort things and that applies to kids too, I’m sorry) also- got my favorite pot out of the storage unit!🙌🏼
Celebrating all the little wins, because we must.
Celebrating all the little wins, because we must.
June 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
More good news! Found Kraft Mac & cheese at the store! (yes, I know, “culture”. but when in new places we deserve comfort things and that applies to kids too, I’m sorry) also- got my favorite pot out of the storage unit!🙌🏼
Celebrating all the little wins, because we must.
Celebrating all the little wins, because we must.
How do we pick any of these beauties to put in the fridge? I know I don’t *have* to but idk. Feel like if I don’t pick some to be eaten first we’ll just not use them. Vs if there’s a dozen in the fridge and I see them in the morning they’ll be more likely to be used? Make sense? No? Just me?
June 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
How do we pick any of these beauties to put in the fridge? I know I don’t *have* to but idk. Feel like if I don’t pick some to be eaten first we’ll just not use them. Vs if there’s a dozen in the fridge and I see them in the morning they’ll be more likely to be used? Make sense? No? Just me?
Good news guys! I found a new dessert place with macarons and chocolate mouse and all kinds of fancy treats and the owner is so nice (and speaks English too which is always a nice surprise-bc of the brain break!). And there’s a little covered park outside and a taco restaurant across the street🥹
June 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Good news guys! I found a new dessert place with macarons and chocolate mouse and all kinds of fancy treats and the owner is so nice (and speaks English too which is always a nice surprise-bc of the brain break!). And there’s a little covered park outside and a taco restaurant across the street🥹
Took a picture of my newest hyperfixation meal, but halfway through eating it the noodles that I poured olive oil all over (bc I love it) started tasting too oily and the coldness (that I love bc it’s 98° outside) suddenly got too cold for my teeth. So that was short lived.
June 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Took a picture of my newest hyperfixation meal, but halfway through eating it the noodles that I poured olive oil all over (bc I love it) started tasting too oily and the coldness (that I love bc it’s 98° outside) suddenly got too cold for my teeth. So that was short lived.
First snack plate of Mexico. (Don’t be fooled. These tiniest grapes I’ve ever seen were bought in Tx😅)
June 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
First snack plate of Mexico. (Don’t be fooled. These tiniest grapes I’ve ever seen were bought in Tx😅)
The first 4 days were met w lots of crying and trouble around every turn (house keys didn’t fit the locks, husband and brothers detained, air con didn’t work, couldn’t order groceries w/o a Mx phone number🥲) BUT tonight we had pizza night w my brother’s fam in our house and things are finally good🥹
June 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The first 4 days were met w lots of crying and trouble around every turn (house keys didn’t fit the locks, husband and brothers detained, air con didn’t work, couldn’t order groceries w/o a Mx phone number🥲) BUT tonight we had pizza night w my brother’s fam in our house and things are finally good🥹