can I unsubscribe from stupid fucking people

I have a joker moment every time the car in front of me in a drive thru puts their shit in park

any thoughts you have after 10 PM, you want to ignore. those are your night thoughts and they are whispered lies. as for your day thoughts, best to ignore those too

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

i can't even google when a movie comes out without some brain diseased hard right goop pouring through the seams of the internet, what do the authors of the 50,000 articles about how leftys live in an echo chamber have to say about this stuff

ahhhh we're getting dave franco as the ceo shooter aren't we? it's gonna be a statement on the oppressive nature of american healthcare isn't it

I rt'd this in earnest because I thought it was satire

::Sigh:: Once more for the people in the back. If audiobooks don’t count as reading, then braille isn’t reading either. Stop gatekeeping literacy.

when my phone tells me what it's updating to I want to scream. "updating to 18.0.1" ok?? why are you telling me?? I paid a thousand dollars for this phone so that I didn't have to know this