Alice Thomsen
@alicethomsen.bsky.social
🌀I just want to lie in bed all day listening to true crime podcasts but now I guess we have to do a revolution. aro/ace she/her🌀
My arts and crafts projects for the @nj50501.bsky.social No Kings event
October 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My arts and crafts projects for the @nj50501.bsky.social No Kings event
Spent approx. three and a half hours babysitting our poor bottom-of-the-line consumer-grade printer as it chugged out five manuscripts’ worth of pages. That, a cat carrier, and some background Unibroue forms a pretty decent self-portrait, I feel.
September 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Spent approx. three and a half hours babysitting our poor bottom-of-the-line consumer-grade printer as it chugged out five manuscripts’ worth of pages. That, a cat carrier, and some background Unibroue forms a pretty decent self-portrait, I feel.
Happy back to school season to those who observe!
August 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Happy back to school season to those who observe!
Everybody is talking about the Switch 2, and listen, I love Mario Party as much as the next Millennial, but what about an updated Luigi Party?
August 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Everybody is talking about the Switch 2, and listen, I love Mario Party as much as the next Millennial, but what about an updated Luigi Party?
Self-portrait in the form of inbox study.
August 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Self-portrait in the form of inbox study.
Having trouble holding yourself to your #NoBuyJuly commitment? Here’s a hack from my cat Special Agent Dale Cooper, FBI: Get rid of temptation by pouring all of your disposable income (and then some!) into emergency surgery.
July 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Having trouble holding yourself to your #NoBuyJuly commitment? Here’s a hack from my cat Special Agent Dale Cooper, FBI: Get rid of temptation by pouring all of your disposable income (and then some!) into emergency surgery.
Because sometimes we need things that aren’t historic. Anyone play #PokemonSleep and want to be friends?
June 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Because sometimes we need things that aren’t historic. Anyone play #PokemonSleep and want to be friends?
My washable marker did not hold up to the steady rain at #nokings in Trenton, NJ, but the energy did—thanks to all who came out together ❌👑
June 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My washable marker did not hold up to the steady rain at #nokings in Trenton, NJ, but the energy did—thanks to all who came out together ❌👑
Flights this morning were such a mess that our plane sat on the tarmac for an hour and then had to go back to the gate to refuel before we could leave, but I did not care bc I was too busy having my ass kicked by this book. Someone get Neena Viel needs on Bluesky so I can tag her with admiration.
April 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Flights this morning were such a mess that our plane sat on the tarmac for an hour and then had to go back to the gate to refuel before we could leave, but I did not care bc I was too busy having my ass kicked by this book. Someone get Neena Viel needs on Bluesky so I can tag her with admiration.
“It’s the soil that matters, not just the rotten harvest.”
April 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
“It’s the soil that matters, not just the rotten harvest.”
#handsoff event in Trenton today organized by @nj50501.bsky.social
April 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
#handsoff event in Trenton today organized by @nj50501.bsky.social
Fair take, although it’s generous to assume that much knowledge
February 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Fair take, although it’s generous to assume that much knowledge
Just the entirety of “1000 Gute Gründe”
February 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Just the entirety of “1000 Gute Gründe”
A well-played acronym is a fastpass to my heart
February 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
A well-played acronym is a fastpass to my heart
This dog has no thoughts in his skull. He lives a simple, happy life and sometimes gets confused by doors. I love him and all three of his brain cells.
January 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This dog has no thoughts in his skull. He lives a simple, happy life and sometimes gets confused by doors. I love him and all three of his brain cells.
Not as active as I aspire to be but here for it when I can be
December 29, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Not as active as I aspire to be but here for it when I can be
Don’t mind me, just swooning over a manifesto
December 10, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Don’t mind me, just swooning over a manifesto
New fallacy dropped just in time for the holiday season.
December 6, 2024 at 6:22 PM
New fallacy dropped just in time for the holiday season.
Anxiety screening questionnaire came as part of my intake paperwork with a new doc. Glad the form includes a text box for commentary, although I feel like it ought to go without saying … #highscore #newpb #winning #gad7
November 14, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Anxiety screening questionnaire came as part of my intake paperwork with a new doc. Glad the form includes a text box for commentary, although I feel like it ought to go without saying … #highscore #newpb #winning #gad7
Listen, I don’t know what’s going to happen, and I don’t know what I’m going to do when it does, but this is my dog, so at least I’ve got one thing going for me
November 13, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Listen, I don’t know what’s going to happen, and I don’t know what I’m going to do when it does, but this is my dog, so at least I’ve got one thing going for me