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Alice Southey
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Thirty-seven hobbies in a trench coat.

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Image macro of a goose with suspicious glare asking "what views?" in one panel before chasing a man demanding to know "What 'views' do 'secular elites' find abhorrent?" in the next.
March 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Okay, but hear me out.
A very anxious looking Theodore Tugboat
February 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Trump's *really* not toning down, let alone dropping, the annexation talk.
A 31 minute old post from Donald Trump's @realDonaldTrump Truth Social account: "We pay hundreds of Billions of Dollars to SUBSIDIZE Canada. Why? There is no reason. We don’t need anything they have. We have unlimited Energy, should make our own Cars, and have more Lumber than we can ever use. Without this massive subsidy, Canada ceases to exist as a viable Country. Harsh but true! Therefore, Canada should become our Cherished 51st State. Much lower taxes, and far better military protection for the people of Canada — AND NO TARIFFS!"
February 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Hey, @nytimes.com any words for your Canadian readers concerned by you publishing a column arguing in favour of the annexation of our country?
New York Times opinion headline: 'O Canada, Come Join Us' by Ross Douthat, published January 11, 2025 at 7:00 am ET I offer these bona fides, proofs of a current of maple syrup running through my children’s veins, as a preface to a controversial claim: that Donald Trump’s kidding-or-is-he suggestion that Canada belongs inside our union is not a threat but an opportunity, that Canada might be better off joined to our continental Republic, with the wintry 1775 defeat of Richard Montgomery and Benedict Arnold finally reversed.
January 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Glad to see *someone* is doing to important work of warning Gamers away from "anti-human" pro 'dive into the sea to live eternally with your Deep One kin' propaganda.
A informational label warning Gamers that Call of the Sea "Contains subtly pro-DEI and subtly anti-human messaging. See the full review for spoilers"
January 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Fox News with the scoop that Tim Walz allegedly helped troubled youth with the power of sport. Troubling rumours suggest Walz may also have banded together with a group of misfits to prevent a buffoonish property developer from destroying their charming small town.
Fox News Tweet: "Tim Walz allegedly told high school football player struggling with crime and alcohol to keep playing"
November 2, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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Nobody had the heart to tell Jerry that it's not "Jesus is coming, re-font now!"
Letter paper sized flyer on a community notice board: "WAKE UP! RAPTURE is imminent Jesus is coming BACK SOON!" Printed in six different fonts in a mix of black and red ink.
October 16, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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Series 1 is some of the best written, cast, and acted television I've ever seen. By series 4 we decided to turn it off in favour of finishing the Horns of Nimon.

No seriously.
A television set showing a frame from the Doctor Who serial The Horns of Nimon in which three goofy looking space minotaurs struggle to walk in their awkward costumes.
December 13, 2023 at 8:58 PM
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Whether they're a It Was About States Rights Racist or a No, No It's Just An Imperial German Flag Racist, Aberfoyle Antique Market has what you need for the racist in *your* life.
Confederate and Imperial German flags hanging between a United States and novelty pirate flag. A nearby sign directs people to a"children's play area"
June 18, 2023 at 2:23 PM