Alice No Name
@alicejs.bsky.social
I write books.
One day they'll be published.
One day they'll be published.
Guys I'm so nervous I'm about to debate Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Guys I'm so nervous I'm about to debate Charlie Kirk
Reposted by Alice No Name
the Biggus Dickus scene from Life of Brian but it's an ICE agent showing foreigners at a port of entry this picture of jd vance and deporting them if they can't keep from laughing
This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao
June 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
the Biggus Dickus scene from Life of Brian but it's an ICE agent showing foreigners at a port of entry this picture of jd vance and deporting them if they can't keep from laughing
My partner telling me (trans) how she feels responsible for the work of everyone:
Them: some people are locomotives and some people are wagons. I'm a locomotive and I have to pull from wagons. Well you're a locomotive too, but, you, uh wish to be a wagon?
Me: doesn't work like that
Them: alright
Them: some people are locomotives and some people are wagons. I'm a locomotive and I have to pull from wagons. Well you're a locomotive too, but, you, uh wish to be a wagon?
Me: doesn't work like that
Them: alright
April 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My partner telling me (trans) how she feels responsible for the work of everyone:
Them: some people are locomotives and some people are wagons. I'm a locomotive and I have to pull from wagons. Well you're a locomotive too, but, you, uh wish to be a wagon?
Me: doesn't work like that
Them: alright
Them: some people are locomotives and some people are wagons. I'm a locomotive and I have to pull from wagons. Well you're a locomotive too, but, you, uh wish to be a wagon?
Me: doesn't work like that
Them: alright
I really need to see how the average normies American feels about what's happening. I need to know they also see this craze and agree it's insane
January 22, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I really need to see how the average normies American feels about what's happening. I need to know they also see this craze and agree it's insane
To give the rocket credit, it lasted more than Elon in bed
A SpaceX Starship rocket broke up in space minutes after launching from Texas, forcing airline flights over the Gulf of Mexico to alter course to avoid falling debris and setting back Elon Musk's flagship rocket program reut.rs/4fWCy0J
SpaceX's Starship explodes in flight test, forcing airlines to divert
A SpaceX Starship rocket broke up in space minutes after launching from Texas on Thursday, forcing airline flights over the Gulf of Mexico to alter course to avoid falling debris and setting back Elon Musk's flagship rocket program.
reut.rs
January 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
To give the rocket credit, it lasted more than Elon in bed
Imagine if every one of my followers gave me a dollar. I could buy. A cheap meal. Duuude
November 28, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Imagine if every one of my followers gave me a dollar. I could buy. A cheap meal. Duuude
Those of you who're more in the know -- could someone tell me the viability of a JB Pritzker presidential campaign for 2028? Is he
1. Good?
2. Able to win an election?
1. Good?
2. Able to win an election?
November 15, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Those of you who're more in the know -- could someone tell me the viability of a JB Pritzker presidential campaign for 2028? Is he
1. Good?
2. Able to win an election?
1. Good?
2. Able to win an election?
I think the best thing this app can do is pretend there is no app called Twitter. All references to how BlueSky is growing should turn to saying "hey, we're way ahead Mastodon :) Coming for you, threads!"
November 11, 2024 at 7:33 AM
I think the best thing this app can do is pretend there is no app called Twitter. All references to how BlueSky is growing should turn to saying "hey, we're way ahead Mastodon :) Coming for you, threads!"