Alice in Cornland 🧱
@alicedabest.bsky.social
INFJ 5w4 Libra/Cancer/Cancer 🌹 biochemist by trade
It's a fact of life that good people die and bad people can't die fast enough
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's a fact of life that good people die and bad people can't die fast enough
Sometimes I miss the person I was before I got wayyyyy too into kpop and trashy girl pop
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sometimes I miss the person I was before I got wayyyyy too into kpop and trashy girl pop
What's weird is that I kinda like the idea of having kids now and it's solely because Jay would be their father and if that's not the circumstances then I absolutely do not want them
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What's weird is that I kinda like the idea of having kids now and it's solely because Jay would be their father and if that's not the circumstances then I absolutely do not want them
One time I told a guy that I didn't want to have children, fully expecting him to break up with me over it, and he ended up staying until I dumped him because he thought I'd change my mind. Like bro wasted 2 years bc he didn't like my first answer
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
One time I told a guy that I didn't want to have children, fully expecting him to break up with me over it, and he ended up staying until I dumped him because he thought I'd change my mind. Like bro wasted 2 years bc he didn't like my first answer
"According to science" bro science is such an impossibly broad term and you're belittling both the scientist and the reader by boiling these discoveries down to quippy little headlines
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"According to science" bro science is such an impossibly broad term and you're belittling both the scientist and the reader by boiling these discoveries down to quippy little headlines
Ahem IF YOUR EXPERIMENT IS NOT REPEATABLE THEN YOUR CONCLUSIONS ARE NOT WORTH PUBLISHING holy shit like either write your methods better or make smaller claims cuz expecting to be believed without backup is absolutely wild
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ahem IF YOUR EXPERIMENT IS NOT REPEATABLE THEN YOUR CONCLUSIONS ARE NOT WORTH PUBLISHING holy shit like either write your methods better or make smaller claims cuz expecting to be believed without backup is absolutely wild
Funny how bluesky's whole marketing is still centered on "hey remember Nazis are on twitter????" cuz that worked for them for like a month max
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Funny how bluesky's whole marketing is still centered on "hey remember Nazis are on twitter????" cuz that worked for them for like a month max
Why does everyone need a panel guide to handle a holiday that happens every fucking year?
You have choices. If you don't want to deal, then just do not go. If you want to go, then go. These events are predictable and the world keeps turning. Tomorrow will happen regardless what happens today.
You have choices. If you don't want to deal, then just do not go. If you want to go, then go. These events are predictable and the world keeps turning. Tomorrow will happen regardless what happens today.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Why does everyone need a panel guide to handle a holiday that happens every fucking year?
You have choices. If you don't want to deal, then just do not go. If you want to go, then go. These events are predictable and the world keeps turning. Tomorrow will happen regardless what happens today.
You have choices. If you don't want to deal, then just do not go. If you want to go, then go. These events are predictable and the world keeps turning. Tomorrow will happen regardless what happens today.
It's actually so cute that Jay's high school friends who are still in town all got with partners who like all the same things I like ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's actually so cute that Jay's high school friends who are still in town all got with partners who like all the same things I like ❤️
I miss my twitter acct but I hate Nazis do you see my dilemma here???
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I miss my twitter acct but I hate Nazis do you see my dilemma here???
I think the reason it looks like everyone's boyfriend sucks is because girls are taught to mask like a lot more than boys. So they probably don't suck as a whole, but they're not performing for their girlfriend's friends
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think the reason it looks like everyone's boyfriend sucks is because girls are taught to mask like a lot more than boys. So they probably don't suck as a whole, but they're not performing for their girlfriend's friends
Here I am, watching reality TV, drinking red wine, and playing puzzle games on my phone just like my mother
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Here I am, watching reality TV, drinking red wine, and playing puzzle games on my phone just like my mother
"you cant have it all you have to choose to either be a mother or have a career" shut up loser just because you can't manage it doesn't mean I can't
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"you cant have it all you have to choose to either be a mother or have a career" shut up loser just because you can't manage it doesn't mean I can't
"I can't believe non-christians don't care about this" fuck you dude
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"I can't believe non-christians don't care about this" fuck you dude
I can tell your economic class based on whether you know how many hours it takes to drive to Florida from where you live. It's actually a very descriptive indicator of your upbringing.
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I can tell your economic class based on whether you know how many hours it takes to drive to Florida from where you live. It's actually a very descriptive indicator of your upbringing.
Something I think about a lot is how I never expected to watch so many women forgive things in their partner's character that I find absolutely abhorrent.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Something I think about a lot is how I never expected to watch so many women forgive things in their partner's character that I find absolutely abhorrent.
Toxic masculinity is just not a thing in the Philippines so I guess yea white supremacy is the whole problem not men and to a degree not even Christianity
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Toxic masculinity is just not a thing in the Philippines so I guess yea white supremacy is the whole problem not men and to a degree not even Christianity
My favorite new phrase is Aircon baby lol
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My favorite new phrase is Aircon baby lol
Why isn't anybody pointing out that Cristy had basically no promos before opening day on top of the fact that Sydney has controversial press rn and that's why the movie failed. I never even knew it was opening this week. Didn't hear about this movie for a year.
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Why isn't anybody pointing out that Cristy had basically no promos before opening day on top of the fact that Sydney has controversial press rn and that's why the movie failed. I never even knew it was opening this week. Didn't hear about this movie for a year.
Damn b the inconveniences with TSA was enough to forfeit affordable healthcare? I hate it here
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Damn b the inconveniences with TSA was enough to forfeit affordable healthcare? I hate it here
All these old white guys calling their PH girlfriends from the manila airport is a very specific cultural phenomenon
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
All these old white guys calling their PH girlfriends from the manila airport is a very specific cultural phenomenon
Fucking crazy to me how many people don't understand how dogs work
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Fucking crazy to me how many people don't understand how dogs work
Me to other libs: "I love Mamdani for his progressive policies and human-first ideas"
Me to MAGAs: "I love Mamdani because he's not a decrepit old man with no risk for dementia or health issues while in office, for once. You're a loser for choosing that over ❤️ him❤️"
Me to MAGAs: "I love Mamdani because he's not a decrepit old man with no risk for dementia or health issues while in office, for once. You're a loser for choosing that over ❤️ him❤️"
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Me to other libs: "I love Mamdani for his progressive policies and human-first ideas"
Me to MAGAs: "I love Mamdani because he's not a decrepit old man with no risk for dementia or health issues while in office, for once. You're a loser for choosing that over ❤️ him❤️"
Me to MAGAs: "I love Mamdani because he's not a decrepit old man with no risk for dementia or health issues while in office, for once. You're a loser for choosing that over ❤️ him❤️"
Crazy how I grew up suspecting that I was actually the smartest person in the room and now as an adult it feels like everyone treats me like I'm the smartest person in the room when I don't feel like I am the smartest person in the room anymore
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Crazy how I grew up suspecting that I was actually the smartest person in the room and now as an adult it feels like everyone treats me like I'm the smartest person in the room when I don't feel like I am the smartest person in the room anymore
With the way MAGA acts rn I'd be so embarrassed to be a Christian and I'd stop telling anyone about it bc imagine having to explain how you're "not like that" all the time when millions *are* "like that" I mean it's like being an anime fan in 2010 you keep that shit at home
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
With the way MAGA acts rn I'd be so embarrassed to be a Christian and I'd stop telling anyone about it bc imagine having to explain how you're "not like that" all the time when millions *are* "like that" I mean it's like being an anime fan in 2010 you keep that shit at home