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Ailsa
@alias-sc.bsky.social
Collector of weird history tales, bizarre stories and chilling yarns. Incredibly tired and somewhat lapsed artist hoarding art supplies like toilet paper during an apocalypse. One half of Eerie Essex podcast https://linktr.ee/EerieEssex
The moment you set these guys down on your mantle piece, you’re going to hear giggling. It’s always behind you and when you turn around no one’s there. But the giggling will never stop, ever. #potentialhauntings #auctionhousefinds
June 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Back to my regular bullshit.
Are these handbells haunted? Probably not.
Do they an excellent rendition of the carol of the bells unprompted at 3am? Yes, but only if you don’t look directly at them.
Do they take requests? No Freebird.
June 16, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I’ve basically been so exhausted for the last couple of years I could barely function, I went to work then home and almost straight to bed for a whole year. Now turns out I’m deficient in a bunch of things including D3 and after taking the first dose I started feeling like a whole new person.
June 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Decided to test out the cinematic feature on the most beautiful view in my flat.
May 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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JK, are you listening? Oh, that’s right, you never do any more.
April 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
So something I’ve noticed after driving to Inverness and back is that every single #Tesla driver we met on the road drove like a complete arsehole. No exceptions. Everyone of them sped, cut people up, under took multiple people take on motorways, make dangerous manoeuvres on mountain roads etc
April 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I finished packing too early, now it’s just a waiting game. I hate waiting games.
April 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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On this week's episode of Local Legends Martin is joined by the hosts of the Eerie Essex podcast Ailsa Clarke a.k.a. @alias-sc.bsky.social and Bethan Briggs-Miller a.k.a. @bbmiller.bsky.social! Listen and learn more here: linktr.ee/threeravensp... #history #folklore #podcast #myths #legends #essex
April 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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It is extremely revealing that Corey Booker was able to stand for 25 hours and talk and make sense, and that every time the GOP open their mouths their utterances are insensible, incomprehensible, ungrounded in fact. Trust people who tell the truth. People who lie and fabricate are not trustworthy.
April 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Exactly the same with most of the Eerie Essex episodes 😂
‘which came first, the pun, or the research project?’

*academics, head hung low, whispering*

‘the… the pun’
March 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This feels like the longest week of my life and it’s fucking Tuesday.
March 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Haha just scared a teen who was humming Basket Case by Green Day to himself by finishing off the verse for him as I walked past, heard a gasp then a ‘thunk’ as I walked through the doors cackling.
February 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sometimes i worry they’re only pretending to be hazardously stupid then I see shit like this. Honestly I don’t know anymore if it’s a good the Nazi’s are so stupid they aren’t able to function or whether leaving them in charge of the nuclear stockpile is worse.
February 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We cold 🥶
February 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
An ice cream van just turned up, it is - 2 outside, it’s also playing the Hitler only has one ball song. Sus.
February 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I love doing the whole `what you don’t look like you’re (an age I will not mention but probably higher than you imagine)’ ‘Thanks it’s a medical condition, my face looks young but I’m literally tearing muscles just standing here breathing’ bit with people 😂
February 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Work has forced me to come up with the concept of bureaucratic existentialism today.
February 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I heard someone describe ragdoll cats as 20lbs of co-dependent pudding. This is the most accurate way to describe Casper who can yowl non stop for 20 minutes when I don’t follow him out of the room.
February 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ok Pink Pony Club is a banger, now I’m a Chappell Roan fan. I know, I’m late, incredibly late, but I was still very deeply into my Florence Welch phase and didn’t think I had room for another red headed ethereal witchy woman singer, but apparently I do because I’m adding all her songs to my playlist
a woman with purple hair and red lips is wearing a choker
ALT: a woman with purple hair and red lips is wearing a choker
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February 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Again, such a vibe
February 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is very much the vibe.
January 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Replying to Magat comments with ‘is this a kink thing, because you’re on the wrong page for that’ is amazing they get so weirded out and upset. You can’t argue with their brainwashing, facts and proof have no meaning to them anymore, so let’s make it weird and uncomfortable.
January 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Ergh just saw a shitty comment about me from the podcast. It was posted months ago but I just saw it. That’s put a downer on my day.
January 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM