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@aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
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Shitposting on main since #general Mayonnaise

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aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
a man holditg two shopping bags under a sign reading "untuck it" ... should we tell him? I feel like we should tell him.
September 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
Sand Worm.
The Spice Must Flow.
Sandworm. The Spice Must Flow. Actually just a cat wrapped in a towel edited to have blue eyes indicating a melange addiction.
July 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
But ... You know what? Nah. Fuck this, I'm going to go eat a burrito.
May 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
Hi.
Perspective photo of a hot girl looking down at you. She's holding your chin up to maintain eye contact. You are a good puppy.
January 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
I wanted my post injection bandages to be cute and fun. I didn't expect it to be fucking *topical* (but maybe I should have)
Post-itjoction photo of the injection covered by an adhesive bandage in the shape of a cute (kawaii) grim reaper
January 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
Well @drklght.bsky.social, it looks like we'll be seeing each other again.

@skyetheskater.bsky.social dooo eeet (I'm a bad influence)
A weird hot girl posing next to a trans pride flag bearing the text "defend trans existence", designed and sold by @drklght.bsky.social
January 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
Anyone know what the DIY treatment is for wolves? Asking for a friend.
Meme template "inside you there are two wolves" (black and white image of two wolf profiles staring at each other, one white, one black). Meme top text: inside you there are two wolves. Meme bottom text: the maximum recommended number of wolves is zero. You should see a doctor.
January 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
Lol, I forgot that I stole this image off of Twitter years ago.

Seems awfully fitting.
Photoshop of zuck eating Gary the snail's ass
January 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
Taking the GAY-Line train this morning.
Los Angeles Metro car in this year's pride skin, light blue with progress colors reading "Ride with Pride" (Spanish: "viaje con orgullo"). The route display reads "A" with destination "azusa")
December 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
Hey, uhhh @saintjosie.bsky.social ... Thank you 😅
Spotify wrapped story. Contains the cover art for "HYPERBEAM!" by Saint Josie. Shows 800 total streams of the song in 2024, putting alia harkonnen on bluesky within the top 0.001% of listeners of this song worldwide.
December 9, 2024 at 2:36 AM
aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
A cartoon hamster with heart-shaped sunglasses stands, making the peace sign. There is a pink background with a rainbow and stars. The caption reads "the horrors persist but so do I"
November 22, 2024 at 4:33 PM
aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
@jessicat77.bsky.social I'm in your feed messing up ur timeline.
November 22, 2024 at 3:18 AM
aliaharkonnen.bsky.social
Saw this in my photo roll and realized that this was exactly what it was made for.

Your move.
November 22, 2024 at 2:35 AM