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Especially poignant quote for the next 4 years: Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean?
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
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Oligarchy (noun):
A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
January 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Oligarchy (noun):
A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
The rage and despair I’m experiencing right now is leaving me speechless
US carrying out strikes in Venezuela, US official says reut.rs/4bdcY8L
US carrying out strikes in Venezuela, US official says
The United States is carrying out strikes inside Venezuela, a U.S. official told Reuters early on Saturday.
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January 3, 2026 at 9:09 AM
The rage and despair I’m experiencing right now is leaving me speechless
Now I’m “watching” but more like falling down Wikipedia rabbit holes. Do you all know the history of the Oneida Flatware company?!?
NW: Death by Lightning
Ready to learn about James Garfield!
Ready to learn about James Garfield!
January 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Now I’m “watching” but more like falling down Wikipedia rabbit holes. Do you all know the history of the Oneida Flatware company?!?
Can we just all agree that if a holiday falls on a Thursday, we just also get Friday off? My brain doesn’t understand if it’s Monday or Saturday or some other day right now.
January 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Can we just all agree that if a holiday falls on a Thursday, we just also get Friday off? My brain doesn’t understand if it’s Monday or Saturday or some other day right now.
How did I spend New Year’s Day? By getting stoned and watching Heated Rivalry for the 4th time of course
January 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
How did I spend New Year’s Day? By getting stoned and watching Heated Rivalry for the 4th time of course
Hey, so who’s filming those ASPCA commercials with the slow motion closeups of shivering and neglected animals? It’s high def quality and I’m just wondering if there’s someone out there who stops rescuers from going in before they get the shot?
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hey, so who’s filming those ASPCA commercials with the slow motion closeups of shivering and neglected animals? It’s high def quality and I’m just wondering if there’s someone out there who stops rescuers from going in before they get the shot?
Look, if my direct supervisor can fail to respond to an email from my department chair for 4 days, then I can work from bed while watching TV
December 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Look, if my direct supervisor can fail to respond to an email from my department chair for 4 days, then I can work from bed while watching TV
I spent $600 today between groceries and a vet appointment for one of the dogs, which means I spent the entire take-home amount of my EOY bonus before it was even deposited in my account
December 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I spent $600 today between groceries and a vet appointment for one of the dogs, which means I spent the entire take-home amount of my EOY bonus before it was even deposited in my account
They say don’t get your hands tattooed because they’re a job killer. But I can tell you it’s because the itchy phase of healing is FUCKING BRUTAL
December 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
They say don’t get your hands tattooed because they’re a job killer. But I can tell you it’s because the itchy phase of healing is FUCKING BRUTAL
I received 10 emails today and sent 5, which is 15 too many for the Friday after Christmas 😒
December 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I received 10 emails today and sent 5, which is 15 too many for the Friday after Christmas 😒
These straight hockey bros are LOSING THEIR MINDS over episode 6 and I’m loving it
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
These straight hockey bros are LOSING THEIR MINDS over episode 6 and I’m loving it
Nearly TWO HUNDRED TIMES???!
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Nearly TWO HUNDRED TIMES???!
FUCK. I need more. Ilya is perfect and no other character will live up to him.
There’s still 20 minutes left and I’m already sobbing #HeatedRivalry
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
FUCK. I need more. Ilya is perfect and no other character will live up to him.
There’s still 20 minutes left and I’m already sobbing #HeatedRivalry
December 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
There’s still 20 minutes left and I’m already sobbing #HeatedRivalry
Well, I’m all in on Heated Rivalry. I’m sorry I ever doubted it. I kept thinking it would be Ryan Murphy-esque since I didn’t realize Jacob Tierny was the creator.
But here I am, literally screaming at the end of episode 5 with tears in my eyes
But here I am, literally screaming at the end of episode 5 with tears in my eyes
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Well, I’m all in on Heated Rivalry. I’m sorry I ever doubted it. I kept thinking it would be Ryan Murphy-esque since I didn’t realize Jacob Tierny was the creator.
But here I am, literally screaming at the end of episode 5 with tears in my eyes
But here I am, literally screaming at the end of episode 5 with tears in my eyes
My 16 year old cat attacking the dog’s tail while I watch @kumail.bsky.social’s new special. And he’s right, 100% a baby!
RIP Bagel ❤️
RIP Bagel ❤️
December 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My 16 year old cat attacking the dog’s tail while I watch @kumail.bsky.social’s new special. And he’s right, 100% a baby!
RIP Bagel ❤️
RIP Bagel ❤️
My tattoo artist said “I’m so glad you’re my last client of the week, I get to just hang out with my friend today.”
I’ve made it. Cue the Jon Hamm dancing meme
I’ve made it. Cue the Jon Hamm dancing meme
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My tattoo artist said “I’m so glad you’re my last client of the week, I get to just hang out with my friend today.”
I’ve made it. Cue the Jon Hamm dancing meme
I’ve made it. Cue the Jon Hamm dancing meme
Every DJT post I’ve seen has been against my will and always results with me shouting at the walls “what in the entire fuck are you saying??!!??”
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Every DJT post I’ve seen has been against my will and always results with me shouting at the walls “what in the entire fuck are you saying??!!??”
Attempting THE family cookie recipe on my own today. I don’t feel good and the smell of apple cider vinegar is not helping
December 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Attempting THE family cookie recipe on my own today. I don’t feel good and the smell of apple cider vinegar is not helping
Yeah. Don’t do this. It’s not a fun time
I just took twice the amount I usually do for my edibles so wish me luck.
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Yeah. Don’t do this. It’s not a fun time
I just took twice the amount I usually do for my edibles so wish me luck.
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I just took twice the amount I usually do for my edibles so wish me luck.
Sometimes I hate working in the office. All the admin staff are chatting right outside my door and ranting about “additives” in drinks and food. SHUT UP FOR FUCKS SAKE
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sometimes I hate working in the office. All the admin staff are chatting right outside my door and ranting about “additives” in drinks and food. SHUT UP FOR FUCKS SAKE
I’m flying home tomorrow after a week long vacation and I’m starting to suspect I should have taken off Monday too 😴
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m flying home tomorrow after a week long vacation and I’m starting to suspect I should have taken off Monday too 😴
Driving with my parents to our annual beach vacation and we’re starting it off with @pattonoswalt.bsky.social new special, Black Coffee and Ice Water.
Also, we have the same algorithm. Long live lawn care videos!!
Also, we have the same algorithm. Long live lawn care videos!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Driving with my parents to our annual beach vacation and we’re starting it off with @pattonoswalt.bsky.social new special, Black Coffee and Ice Water.
Also, we have the same algorithm. Long live lawn care videos!!
Also, we have the same algorithm. Long live lawn care videos!!