Altars of Chadness
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This whole thing started because I asked it if Elon Musk would win in a hypothetical new sport of competitive coprophagia and it said that yes he would easily win
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This whole thing started because I asked it if Elon Musk would win in a hypothetical new sport of competitive coprophagia and it said that yes he would easily win
Jesus Fucking Christ
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ
i asked grok if elon musk was the coolest person ever and it said "no of course not he's just the coolest person alive right now"
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i asked grok if elon musk was the coolest person ever and it said "no of course not he's just the coolest person alive right now"
What the fuck are you talking about
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What the fuck are you talking about
A metal band?!? That sings about swords and sorcery?!?! What will they think of next!
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A metal band?!? That sings about swords and sorcery?!?! What will they think of next!
Yeah I mean just look at this little guy
October 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Yeah I mean just look at this little guy
Ladies and gentlemen if I say I am a fragrance man, you will agree
October 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ladies and gentlemen if I say I am a fragrance man, you will agree
Honestly just shut the fuck up
September 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Honestly just shut the fuck up
Ok that's going in the "fucking priceless headlines" folder
September 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Ok that's going in the "fucking priceless headlines" folder
Probably how I'd react to being at an Oasis gig as well
August 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Probably how I'd react to being at an Oasis gig as well
all you people claiming this is some sort of impossibly disgusting and horrible scent seriously need to stop being such fucking babies
July 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
all you people claiming this is some sort of impossibly disgusting and horrible scent seriously need to stop being such fucking babies
Ladies and gentlemen I bring you Judas Priest paying their respects to Ozzy Osbourne before launching into Giants in the Sky
July 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ladies and gentlemen I bring you Judas Priest paying their respects to Ozzy Osbourne before launching into Giants in the Sky
You've seen pancake - now get ready for pancake in a box
July 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You've seen pancake - now get ready for pancake in a box
Maisey also wants a bit of love after the previous post
July 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Maisey also wants a bit of love after the previous post
Pancake may be the cutest cat to ever cat
July 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Pancake may be the cutest cat to ever cat
Reddit would have you believe this man is the single greatest technical vocalist of all time
July 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reddit would have you believe this man is the single greatest technical vocalist of all time
Pub cat has instructions
June 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Pub cat has instructions
Seriously are you fucking kidding me this is the worst shit I've ever heard
June 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Seriously are you fucking kidding me this is the worst shit I've ever heard
Hell yeah this was an asshole to catch
May 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Hell yeah this was an asshole to catch
I love metal journalists because nothing ever changes - you have people saying shit like Slayer would be a good band if they got rid of Tom Arya with complete, total and authoritative confidence
May 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I love metal journalists because nothing ever changes - you have people saying shit like Slayer would be a good band if they got rid of Tom Arya with complete, total and authoritative confidence
I've become aware of "boomers remembering things" Facebook so have started sharing fake stuff on there and seeing who bites
May 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I've become aware of "boomers remembering things" Facebook so have started sharing fake stuff on there and seeing who bites
I saw T*by Y*Ng in Acton. I thought he was just a standard issue bald man and then he stared directly at me with that disgusting face of his and I feel like some vampiric power has sucked something out of my soul permanently except it can't because that would make him sort of cool
This fucking face
This fucking face
May 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I saw T*by Y*Ng in Acton. I thought he was just a standard issue bald man and then he stared directly at me with that disgusting face of his and I feel like some vampiric power has sucked something out of my soul permanently except it can't because that would make him sort of cool
This fucking face
This fucking face