Altars of Chadness
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This is on the same level as "Imagine Dragons is saving rock music"
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is on the same level as "Imagine Dragons is saving rock music"
What the fuck are you talking about
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What the fuck are you talking about
for the foodies among you i highly recommend checking out "egg"
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
for the foodies among you i highly recommend checking out "egg"
A metal band?!? That sings about swords and sorcery?!?! What will they think of next!
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A metal band?!? That sings about swords and sorcery?!?! What will they think of next!
the show mr bean is not so entertaining to those of us who've suffered with counselling someone through a cluster b personality disorder
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
the show mr bean is not so entertaining to those of us who've suffered with counselling someone through a cluster b personality disorder
if kissinger was that sort of demon that tries to coerce you into evil by convincing you he's a charming intellectual, dick Cheney is just the howling portal that leads straight to the eighth circle of hell
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
if kissinger was that sort of demon that tries to coerce you into evil by convincing you he's a charming intellectual, dick Cheney is just the howling portal that leads straight to the eighth circle of hell
writing a eulogy for him entitled "Dick Sucked"
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
writing a eulogy for him entitled "Dick Sucked"
Anyone else off to Damnation this weekend? A few people I know have had to bail so if anyone wants to grab a beer and say hi hmu
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Anyone else off to Damnation this weekend? A few people I know have had to bail so if anyone wants to grab a beer and say hi hmu
"uhhh it's weird that diddy kong wears a hat that says Nintendo" - is it? am I the only one wondering when it became acceptable to mock someone's religion?
October 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"uhhh it's weird that diddy kong wears a hat that says Nintendo" - is it? am I the only one wondering when it became acceptable to mock someone's religion?
if you're feeling a bit silly, you can jump up in the air, stick out your tongue or even run around in a small circle going "brrrr" as if you're a small car.
October 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
if you're feeling a bit silly, you can jump up in the air, stick out your tongue or even run around in a small circle going "brrrr" as if you're a small car.
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the absolute worst genre of content slop
October 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the absolute worst genre of content slop
cutting out the book of revelations from electronic versions of the bible and putting it behind a £4.99 paywall as an "eschatology DLC pack" is both outrageous and offensive. so it's important to remember that it isn't actually happening.
October 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
cutting out the book of revelations from electronic versions of the bible and putting it behind a £4.99 paywall as an "eschatology DLC pack" is both outrageous and offensive. so it's important to remember that it isn't actually happening.
Je suis John Bolton
October 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Je suis John Bolton
Personally I think the producers of the Mr. Bean show set him up and only showed the worst bits. There is no way one man can be such an imbecile.
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Personally I think the producers of the Mr. Bean show set him up and only showed the worst bits. There is no way one man can be such an imbecile.
for those of you into gaming i highly recommend checking out the super mario series
October 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
for those of you into gaming i highly recommend checking out the super mario series
Ladies and gentlemen if I say I am a fragrance man, you will agree
October 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ladies and gentlemen if I say I am a fragrance man, you will agree
all you squidwardheads really need to check out a show called "SpongeBob Squarepants"
October 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
all you squidwardheads really need to check out a show called "SpongeBob Squarepants"
i hope dream theater do a song about charlie kirk
September 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i hope dream theater do a song about charlie kirk
Honestly just shut the fuck up
September 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Honestly just shut the fuck up
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There’s no rule that says a Golden Retriever can’t play basketball…but what if there was? Thus begins the opening lines for my screenplay “Air Bud: Class Action Attorney” and yes the dog does drink himself to death. It’s not a happy story it’s the story about how these systems crush us.
September 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
There’s no rule that says a Golden Retriever can’t play basketball…but what if there was? Thus begins the opening lines for my screenplay “Air Bud: Class Action Attorney” and yes the dog does drink himself to death. It’s not a happy story it’s the story about how these systems crush us.
It's 2025 and still all the actors to have portrayed Mr. Bean have been men.
September 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
It's 2025 and still all the actors to have portrayed Mr. Bean have been men.
the funniest thing about the trump -starmer relationship is trump's jealousy over starmer's accent because I don't think there's a single person in britain who'd want to sound like that
September 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
the funniest thing about the trump -starmer relationship is trump's jealousy over starmer's accent because I don't think there's a single person in britain who'd want to sound like that
they're called "sleep token" because if you're tokin' that stuff it puts you to sleep....in a bed of SHIT
September 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
they're called "sleep token" because if you're tokin' that stuff it puts you to sleep....in a bed of SHIT