Alfonso Hernandez
@alfonsohernandez.bsky.social
Brown and in Town
Grubhub is such a late stage capitalistic name, hub of grub. “Come get it piggy’s it rhymes.” It’s like we’re prisoners, and they’re being sarcastic about it. Like “oh you’re ordering grubhub ? Can you order me some and we split it through chunkybunkie ?”
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Grubhub is such a late stage capitalistic name, hub of grub. “Come get it piggy’s it rhymes.” It’s like we’re prisoners, and they’re being sarcastic about it. Like “oh you’re ordering grubhub ? Can you order me some and we split it through chunkybunkie ?”
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
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Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
February 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
That billionaire goes to show that no matter how much you get you can still get got.
December 5, 2024 at 5:32 PM
That billionaire goes to show that no matter how much you get you can still get got.
I just finessed three carry ons on a flight, and one of em is my dog. Southwest don’t know south of the border 😎
December 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I just finessed three carry ons on a flight, and one of em is my dog. Southwest don’t know south of the border 😎
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The Spanish singing in GNX is all the validation I could ever need.
November 23, 2024 at 9:00 PM
The Spanish singing in GNX is all the validation I could ever need.
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WOW! The More than Resilience Variety Show was featured in Timeout NY’s November Events roundup at number 22!!!! And there’s even a virtual livestream option hehe www.timeout.com/newyork/even...
November 20, 2024 at 5:32 PM
WOW! The More than Resilience Variety Show was featured in Timeout NY’s November Events roundup at number 22!!!! And there’s even a virtual livestream option hehe www.timeout.com/newyork/even...
Not a lot of Mexicans come in large but at least we come in 😎
November 20, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Not a lot of Mexicans come in large but at least we come in 😎
Caffeine dependencey is so so dumb, like
“oh no if I don’t have my go-go juice, my head is gonna have an owie”
🥺🥺🥺
“oh no if I don’t have my go-go juice, my head is gonna have an owie”
🥺🥺🥺
November 19, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Caffeine dependencey is so so dumb, like
“oh no if I don’t have my go-go juice, my head is gonna have an owie”
🥺🥺🥺
“oh no if I don’t have my go-go juice, my head is gonna have an owie”
🥺🥺🥺
I spent 264$ on protein, creatine, and a blender
So basically
I’m contractually obligated to get absolutely bulbous
So basically
I’m contractually obligated to get absolutely bulbous
November 18, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I spent 264$ on protein, creatine, and a blender
So basically
I’m contractually obligated to get absolutely bulbous
So basically
I’m contractually obligated to get absolutely bulbous
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If you like eating chicken and you like eating snake then youll love eating Quetzalcoatl
November 18, 2024 at 5:44 AM
If you like eating chicken and you like eating snake then youll love eating Quetzalcoatl
Nah bro you good, I’m Mexican we don’t got beef we got Carne Asada and I’m bout to fold you like a tortilla
November 18, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Nah bro you good, I’m Mexican we don’t got beef we got Carne Asada and I’m bout to fold you like a tortilla
Ngl my fartin been getting outta pocket recently, especially when I’m behind the bar my coworkers know when it’s my fart
November 17, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Ngl my fartin been getting outta pocket recently, especially when I’m behind the bar my coworkers know when it’s my fart
Food truck guy just murmured under his breath “damn no case?” As I went to tap to pay for my food,
I’ve honestly never felt more badass in my entire life
so naturally I responded,
“Yeah that’s right, I’m dangerous.”
I’ve honestly never felt more badass in my entire life
so naturally I responded,
“Yeah that’s right, I’m dangerous.”
November 17, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Food truck guy just murmured under his breath “damn no case?” As I went to tap to pay for my food,
I’ve honestly never felt more badass in my entire life
so naturally I responded,
“Yeah that’s right, I’m dangerous.”
I’ve honestly never felt more badass in my entire life
so naturally I responded,
“Yeah that’s right, I’m dangerous.”
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mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 AM
mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over
If you make minorities laugh really hard they start clappin, hands, not cheeks but if you keep it up you got a real opportunity.
November 15, 2024 at 5:23 PM
If you make minorities laugh really hard they start clappin, hands, not cheeks but if you keep it up you got a real opportunity.
Comedy clubs would make so much more guap if they did like Colombian restaurants and turn into a real club after regular business hours
November 15, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Comedy clubs would make so much more guap if they did like Colombian restaurants and turn into a real club after regular business hours
Tortas are loved by me.
Spicy, Savory and full of my chorizo it really ain’t even a debate 😭
Spicy, Savory and full of my chorizo it really ain’t even a debate 😭
November 14, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Tortas are loved by me.
Spicy, Savory and full of my chorizo it really ain’t even a debate 😭
Spicy, Savory and full of my chorizo it really ain’t even a debate 😭
Master Manipulation is kinda like a psychological Russian doll.
You gotta manipulate yourself into believing you’re not manipulating.
What’s behind the manipulation?
More manipulation.
#art
You gotta manipulate yourself into believing you’re not manipulating.
What’s behind the manipulation?
More manipulation.
#art
November 14, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Master Manipulation is kinda like a psychological Russian doll.
You gotta manipulate yourself into believing you’re not manipulating.
What’s behind the manipulation?
More manipulation.
#art
You gotta manipulate yourself into believing you’re not manipulating.
What’s behind the manipulation?
More manipulation.
#art
November 14, 2024 at 5:56 PM
After a divorce you can’t be a fuckboi, you must be a fuckman and that gross. Like how are you graying and ghosting? Like you yourself are almost a ghost, sir.
November 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM
After a divorce you can’t be a fuckboi, you must be a fuckman and that gross. Like how are you graying and ghosting? Like you yourself are almost a ghost, sir.