An annoying quirk of the terminus which is becoming more common. No train for 6 mins (uncharacteristic for the tube) then 5 in 7 mins
Wouldn’t be so bad but I’m ALWAYS on a schedule (newspeak for: running late)

I love Curb Your Enthusiasm. But my enthusiasm has been curbed by Cheryl’s real life husband RFK and his MAHA madness. I can’t take her seriously anymore

And it seems she’s joined the Mar-A-Lago face club

Larry had a lucky escape

This is a man's watch and it's supposed to cost £480
proper minging

What the fudge?
I couldn’t see the salt packet but before reaching for the shaker in my drawer, I felt around for it with my fingers
This new clear packet caught me off guard and could get me into trouble sneaking it into a bar

Here's one for my sole follower and only friend @meetalleeka.bsky.social
A crossover of your two favourite things
Darth Marenghi

Meat Loaf was a vegetarian for 11 years