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An annoying quirk of the terminus which is becoming more common. No train for 6 mins (uncharacteristic for the tube) then 5 in 7 mins
Wouldn’t be so bad but I’m ALWAYS on a schedule (newspeak for: running late)
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I love Curb Your Enthusiasm. But my enthusiasm has been curbed by Cheryl’s real life husband RFK and his MAHA madness. I can’t take her seriously anymore

And it seems she’s joined the Mar-A-Lago face club

Larry had a lucky escape
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This is a man's watch and it's supposed to cost £480
proper minging
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What the fudge?
I couldn’t see the salt packet but before reaching for the shaker in my drawer, I felt around for it with my fingers
This new clear packet caught me off guard and could get me into trouble sneaking it into a bar
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Here's one for my sole follower and only friend @meetalleeka.bsky.social
A crossover of your two favourite things
Darth Marenghi
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Meat Loaf was a vegetarian for 11 years
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM