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Once again I return here and 70% of my feed is US sports. Off I trot once again
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Once again I return here and 70% of my feed is US sports. Off I trot once again
As much as I wanted to use this space, until I know people, BlueSky push random American sports posts on me. No. I will not stand for that shit.
However Threads is quite fun - see me there threads.com/@alfeyyyy until I can find a reason to return here!
However Threads is quite fun - see me there threads.com/@alfeyyyy until I can find a reason to return here!
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December 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
As much as I wanted to use this space, until I know people, BlueSky push random American sports posts on me. No. I will not stand for that shit.
However Threads is quite fun - see me there threads.com/@alfeyyyy until I can find a reason to return here!
However Threads is quite fun - see me there threads.com/@alfeyyyy until I can find a reason to return here!
Because of Arnie, an American has definitely unironically said ‘hasta la vista’ in Germany
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Because of Arnie, an American has definitely unironically said ‘hasta la vista’ in Germany
After watching them about 47,265 times, it's nice to see 'professional reacts to paranoid android or Life of Brian' videos on YouTube. It's cute to hear their reaction, but I'm fkucn offended they didn't already know them intimately therefore their opinion is INVALID!!
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
After watching them about 47,265 times, it's nice to see 'professional reacts to paranoid android or Life of Brian' videos on YouTube. It's cute to hear their reaction, but I'm fkucn offended they didn't already know them intimately therefore their opinion is INVALID!!
Bad Bunny being the most popular artist of the year is proof that democracy is flawed
people are fukcn dumb
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
people are fukcn dumb
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Spotify Wrapped 2025 is out: Bad Bunny is world's top artist, who's yours?
The app reveals its top artists of the year, as users find out who they've been playing most often.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Bad Bunny being the most popular artist of the year is proof that democracy is flawed
people are fukcn dumb
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
people are fukcn dumb
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I’m so drunk and desperate for a cheap flight, I accepted cookies
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’m so drunk and desperate for a cheap flight, I accepted cookies
An annoying quirk of the terminus which is becoming more common. No train for 6 mins (uncharacteristic for the tube) then 5 in 7 mins
Wouldn’t be so bad but I’m ALWAYS on a schedule (newspeak for: running late)
Wouldn’t be so bad but I’m ALWAYS on a schedule (newspeak for: running late)
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
An annoying quirk of the terminus which is becoming more common. No train for 6 mins (uncharacteristic for the tube) then 5 in 7 mins
Wouldn’t be so bad but I’m ALWAYS on a schedule (newspeak for: running late)
Wouldn’t be so bad but I’m ALWAYS on a schedule (newspeak for: running late)
Arsenal are a joke
If they want to win these sorts of games, they need to hire the Villa manager to show them how it’s done
If they want to win these sorts of games, they need to hire the Villa manager to show them how it’s done
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Arsenal are a joke
If they want to win these sorts of games, they need to hire the Villa manager to show them how it’s done
If they want to win these sorts of games, they need to hire the Villa manager to show them how it’s done
Trump to FIFA:
Give me your made up peace prize or I will bomb the stadiums with my navy gunners
Give me your made up peace prize or I will bomb the stadiums with my navy gunners
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Trump to FIFA:
Give me your made up peace prize or I will bomb the stadiums with my navy gunners
Give me your made up peace prize or I will bomb the stadiums with my navy gunners
Awe is a weird one
You could have some awe and it would be awesome but if you were full of it, it would be awful
You could have some awe and it would be awesome but if you were full of it, it would be awful
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Awe is a weird one
You could have some awe and it would be awesome but if you were full of it, it would be awful
You could have some awe and it would be awesome but if you were full of it, it would be awful
Trump’s made up Peace Prize by a corrupt sports administration is the ULTIMATE participation trophy for a snowflake
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Trump’s made up Peace Prize by a corrupt sports administration is the ULTIMATE participation trophy for a snowflake
Cricket can be really interesting to follow from a scorecard at the end of a day’s play. But it takes 5 days for them to finish a match and someone has to watch the entire thing
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Cricket can be really interesting to follow from a scorecard at the end of a day’s play. But it takes 5 days for them to finish a match and someone has to watch the entire thing
I love Curb Your Enthusiasm. But my enthusiasm has been curbed by Cheryl’s real life husband RFK and his MAHA madness. I can’t take her seriously anymore
And it seems she’s joined the Mar-A-Lago face club
Larry had a lucky escape
And it seems she’s joined the Mar-A-Lago face club
Larry had a lucky escape
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I love Curb Your Enthusiasm. But my enthusiasm has been curbed by Cheryl’s real life husband RFK and his MAHA madness. I can’t take her seriously anymore
And it seems she’s joined the Mar-A-Lago face club
Larry had a lucky escape
And it seems she’s joined the Mar-A-Lago face club
Larry had a lucky escape
This is a man's watch and it's supposed to cost £480
proper minging
proper minging
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is a man's watch and it's supposed to cost £480
proper minging
proper minging
My shitty plumber just installed a wash basin at ANKLE LEVEL!!
just when you thought he couldn't sink any lower!
just when you thought he couldn't sink any lower!
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My shitty plumber just installed a wash basin at ANKLE LEVEL!!
just when you thought he couldn't sink any lower!
just when you thought he couldn't sink any lower!
What the fudge?
I couldn’t see the salt packet but before reaching for the shaker in my drawer, I felt around for it with my fingers
This new clear packet caught me off guard and could get me into trouble sneaking it into a bar
I couldn’t see the salt packet but before reaching for the shaker in my drawer, I felt around for it with my fingers
This new clear packet caught me off guard and could get me into trouble sneaking it into a bar
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
What the fudge?
I couldn’t see the salt packet but before reaching for the shaker in my drawer, I felt around for it with my fingers
This new clear packet caught me off guard and could get me into trouble sneaking it into a bar
I couldn’t see the salt packet but before reaching for the shaker in my drawer, I felt around for it with my fingers
This new clear packet caught me off guard and could get me into trouble sneaking it into a bar
Here's one for my sole follower and only friend @meetalleeka.bsky.social
A crossover of your two favourite things
Darth Marenghi
A crossover of your two favourite things
Darth Marenghi
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Here's one for my sole follower and only friend @meetalleeka.bsky.social
A crossover of your two favourite things
Darth Marenghi
A crossover of your two favourite things
Darth Marenghi
I can’t say I like Pluribus (yet)
I can’t say I dislike it
but all I know is it’s so fucking slow!
it reminds me of the first season of Breaking Bad which my friend was watching at the time of release. He said he had to fast-forward any bit without dialogue
I can’t say I dislike it
but all I know is it’s so fucking slow!
it reminds me of the first season of Breaking Bad which my friend was watching at the time of release. He said he had to fast-forward any bit without dialogue
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I can’t say I like Pluribus (yet)
I can’t say I dislike it
but all I know is it’s so fucking slow!
it reminds me of the first season of Breaking Bad which my friend was watching at the time of release. He said he had to fast-forward any bit without dialogue
I can’t say I dislike it
but all I know is it’s so fucking slow!
it reminds me of the first season of Breaking Bad which my friend was watching at the time of release. He said he had to fast-forward any bit without dialogue
Sacha Lord is very involved in the night life sector, first as a prominent promoter and later as an industry body leader and advisor to politicians
Like the Ministry of Sound founder, I’d love for him to be ennobled, purely for the name of Lord Lord
Like the Ministry of Sound founder, I’d love for him to be ennobled, purely for the name of Lord Lord
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sacha Lord is very involved in the night life sector, first as a prominent promoter and later as an industry body leader and advisor to politicians
Like the Ministry of Sound founder, I’d love for him to be ennobled, purely for the name of Lord Lord
Like the Ministry of Sound founder, I’d love for him to be ennobled, purely for the name of Lord Lord
Meat Loaf was a vegetarian for 11 years
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Meat Loaf was a vegetarian for 11 years
A very belated migration from the shithole that Twitter has become
Follow me for random musics, cultural observations, controversial opinions, cheesy jokes and general twattery
Follow me for random musics, cultural observations, controversial opinions, cheesy jokes and general twattery
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
A very belated migration from the shithole that Twitter has become
Follow me for random musics, cultural observations, controversial opinions, cheesy jokes and general twattery
Follow me for random musics, cultural observations, controversial opinions, cheesy jokes and general twattery