St. Scandalbags
@alfaguru.bsky.social
Collector of strange books. In an inexplicable relationship with the late Frank Harris. He/him.
Chambers Dictionary says "*octopuses* (archaic); *octopodes*; *octopi* is wrong". Rude.
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Chambers Dictionary says "*octopuses* (archaic); *octopodes*; *octopi* is wrong". Rude.
Yes, always carry a USB extender with wireless receiver plugged in, in my laptop bag. One of life's vital accessories.
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yes, always carry a USB extender with wireless receiver plugged in, in my laptop bag. One of life's vital accessories.
I have been in there but like a coward only bought an umbrella. Which of course I subsequently left in a pub. The glamorous London life!
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I have been in there but like a coward only bought an umbrella. Which of course I subsequently left in a pub. The glamorous London life!
Definitely shoddy (hour-long on vinyl means sound quality challenged at times) but all the hits.
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Definitely shoddy (hour-long on vinyl means sound quality challenged at times) but all the hits.
"Tesla shareholder" is an anagram of "kicked in the head by a horse".
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"Tesla shareholder" is an anagram of "kicked in the head by a horse".
no punch uwu smol bean in face
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
no punch uwu smol bean in face
Our survey said ... BOTH!
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Our survey said ... BOTH!
Going back in time to kill baby Liebig: I WILL RESCUE CIVILIZATION
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Going back in time to kill baby Liebig: I WILL RESCUE CIVILIZATION
KIER STARMER IN A CAB EATING PIES WITH CELEBRITIES
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
KIER STARMER IN A CAB EATING PIES WITH CELEBRITIES
Very rough in the wind section
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Very rough in the wind section
Got to watch out for those ducks. abcnews.go.com/US/woman-sue...
Woman sues SeaWorld after she says duck knocked her unconscious while riding roller coaster
A woman in Florida is suing SeaWorld after she says a duck knocked her unconscious while she was riding a roller coaster at its Orlando park, according to the lawsuit.
abcnews.go.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Got to watch out for those ducks. abcnews.go.com/US/woman-sue...
For centuries, gamekeepers have been carefully kept in the dark as to the sex drives of women in big houses! Can we risk letting this dangerous knowledge loose?
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
For centuries, gamekeepers have been carefully kept in the dark as to the sex drives of women in big houses! Can we risk letting this dangerous knowledge loose?
A signing service for the hard of thinking.
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
A signing service for the hard of thinking.
I CAN'T AFFORD THE ASSES' MILK, SAYS CLEOPATRA
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I CAN'T AFFORD THE ASSES' MILK, SAYS CLEOPATRA
Heidi Klum! The main thing I know about Klum is that there was a notorious Usenet loon absolutely obsessed with her.
groups.google.com/g/alt.atheis...
groups.google.com/g/alt.atheis...
Heidi Klum and the Milan airplane "accident"
groups.google.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Heidi Klum! The main thing I know about Klum is that there was a notorious Usenet loon absolutely obsessed with her.
groups.google.com/g/alt.atheis...
groups.google.com/g/alt.atheis...
Buckle up, everyone, it's time for some game theory. 1/279
November 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Buckle up, everyone, it's time for some game theory. 1/279
No controversy? What about this, then? bsky.app/profile/alfa...
Some time in 1980, Simon Bates made "Movements" by The Same his record of the week. It is surely a coincidence that his assistant at the time was an attractive lass in her early 20s who was a close friend of the band.
*Love Theme from Romeo and Juliet plays in the background*
Amazingly, Bates is in the Telegraph today and he's still moaning on about the changes Matthew Bannister made at Radio 1...
Amazingly, Bates is in the Telegraph today and he's still moaning on about the changes Matthew Bannister made at Radio 1...
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
No controversy? What about this, then? bsky.app/profile/alfa...
The audience: head! Head! HEAD!
October 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The audience: head! Head! HEAD!
All those important international relationships he brokered will be for nothing.
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
All those important international relationships he brokered will be for nothing.