St. Scandalbags
@alfaguru.bsky.social
Collector of strange books. In an inexplicable relationship with the late Frank Harris. He/him.
Definitely shoddy (hour-long on vinyl means sound quality challenged at times) but all the hits.
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Definitely shoddy (hour-long on vinyl means sound quality challenged at times) but all the hits.
Actual photo of my chest.
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Actual photo of my chest.
Who robbed the Louvre, right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Who robbed the Louvre, right answers only.
Mr Hedges is off sick today, so I will be taking assembly. Ha ha, yes, booing, very funny NOT. Settle down please. I am sorry to say once again someone has been decorating the upper boys' toilet. Come on, guys, it's not cool even if it's a good likeness. Is that gum, Colin Matthews? Get rid of it.
October 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Mr Hedges is off sick today, so I will be taking assembly. Ha ha, yes, booing, very funny NOT. Settle down please. I am sorry to say once again someone has been decorating the upper boys' toilet. Come on, guys, it's not cool even if it's a good likeness. Is that gum, Colin Matthews? Get rid of it.
L'expression artistique.
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
L'expression artistique.
"Is this the way to the loos?"
September 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
"Is this the way to the loos?"
Kids today don't realise how hard butt dialling used to be in the old days.
September 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Kids today don't realise how hard butt dialling used to be in the old days.
Bond will be a fresh faced actor.
September 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bond will be a fresh faced actor.
Name the band.
I'll start: Frot Against The Machine.
I'll start: Frot Against The Machine.
September 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Name the band.
I'll start: Frot Against The Machine.
I'll start: Frot Against The Machine.
Fill your shelf with eyes.
September 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Fill your shelf with eyes.
Now playing: Isaac Hayes, "By The Time I Get To Phoenix (I'll Have Finished This Song, Possibly)".
People just don't do this sort of thing any more. Too much like hard work.
People just don't do this sort of thing any more. Too much like hard work.
September 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Now playing: Isaac Hayes, "By The Time I Get To Phoenix (I'll Have Finished This Song, Possibly)".
People just don't do this sort of thing any more. Too much like hard work.
People just don't do this sort of thing any more. Too much like hard work.
No, I don't think I heard that before, but then at my advanced age you could probably tell me again tomorrow and I'd still cackle over it.
September 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
No, I don't think I heard that before, but then at my advanced age you could probably tell me again tomorrow and I'd still cackle over it.
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam.
September 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam.
Rudy coming to get his MEDAL OF FREEDOM
September 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Rudy coming to get his MEDAL OF FREEDOM
Artist's impression of Paul at home recently.
August 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Artist's impression of Paul at home recently.
Sugar next to Sharp for comparison.
August 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sugar next to Sharp for comparison.
August 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
And now, over to our employment correspondent.
August 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
And now, over to our employment correspondent.
Roses are red
Violets make me cough
Violets make me cough
August 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Roses are red
Violets make me cough
Violets make me cough
Wot an itrageous slur!
August 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Wot an itrageous slur!