Alex 🦒
@alexwjsimpson.bsky.social
✨ Nice, different, unusual ✨
🦏 Zookeeper
🏳️🌈 He/Him
📸 @AlexWJSimpson
📍 London (kinda), UK
🦏 Zookeeper
🏳️🌈 He/Him
📸 @AlexWJSimpson
📍 London (kinda), UK
omg photos of inside just dropped 😍😍😍
January 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
omg photos of inside just dropped 😍😍😍
don’t need to do my eating-12-grapes-under-the-table-on-new year’s eve because I’ve had somewhere between 1200 and 1600 grapes already, and I’m gonna text a hot boy at midnight
December 31, 2024 at 9:56 PM
don’t need to do my eating-12-grapes-under-the-table-on-new year’s eve because I’ve had somewhere between 1200 and 1600 grapes already, and I’m gonna text a hot boy at midnight
spent my christmas morning checking in on some members of the naughty list 🎅🏻🦏
December 25, 2024 at 8:51 AM
spent my christmas morning checking in on some members of the naughty list 🎅🏻🦏
✨christmas party ready✨
December 20, 2024 at 4:54 PM
✨christmas party ready✨
ooo for the work christmas party
join me in group prayer over the next 48 hours to ensure that I don’t embarrass myself
join me in group prayer over the next 48 hours to ensure that I don’t embarrass myself
December 18, 2024 at 9:14 PM
ooo for the work christmas party
join me in group prayer over the next 48 hours to ensure that I don’t embarrass myself
join me in group prayer over the next 48 hours to ensure that I don’t embarrass myself
god it’s so hard being a slag in the winter
December 14, 2024 at 6:18 PM
god it’s so hard being a slag in the winter
I tried to enthuse my terminally offline and straight colleagues about the Luigi Mangione lore and they just didn’t care??
December 10, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I tried to enthuse my terminally offline and straight colleagues about the Luigi Mangione lore and they just didn’t care??
Introduce yourself with four TV shows 📺
One of these is not like the rest 😬
One of these is not like the rest 😬
December 9, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Introduce yourself with four TV shows 📺
One of these is not like the rest 😬
One of these is not like the rest 😬
not this screenshot of my arse from a 5-year-old Facebook live at my previous workplace making it into a legitimate and legal PLANNING APPLICATION
December 7, 2024 at 2:26 PM
not this screenshot of my arse from a 5-year-old Facebook live at my previous workplace making it into a legitimate and legal PLANNING APPLICATION
me if I see the word ‘roast’ on another hinge prompt
December 7, 2024 at 1:14 PM
me if I see the word ‘roast’ on another hinge prompt
Category is: dress as what you’re thankful for. And I am grateful for Whispering Angel
November 30, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Category is: dress as what you’re thankful for. And I am grateful for Whispering Angel
holding space for extra hay 🦏
November 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
holding space for extra hay 🦏
now hold the phone, maybe I’m vers??
November 26, 2024 at 8:55 PM
now hold the phone, maybe I’m vers??
the former. always.
November 26, 2024 at 8:51 PM
the former. always.
Reseed with a harness pic
November 26, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Reseed with a harness pic
she WAS queer media
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 PM
she WAS queer media
The face, the scent
November 26, 2024 at 1:11 PM
The face, the scent
spent my afternoon rhinestoning and replacing the elastic straps with ribbon on amazon, chicken-feather angel wings
November 25, 2024 at 4:22 PM
spent my afternoon rhinestoning and replacing the elastic straps with ribbon on amazon, chicken-feather angel wings
Me leaving the Jonathan Bailey lookalike contest
November 25, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Me leaving the Jonathan Bailey lookalike contest
the way I am wearing a jock as well as the tiny briefs and you can’t see the straps 💀🍑
November 24, 2024 at 10:21 PM
the way I am wearing a jock as well as the tiny briefs and you can’t see the straps 💀🍑
