Alex 🦒
@alexwjsimpson.bsky.social
✨ Nice, different, unusual ✨
🦏 Zookeeper
🏳️🌈 He/Him
📸 @AlexWJSimpson
📍 London (kinda), UK
🦏 Zookeeper
🏳️🌈 He/Him
📸 @AlexWJSimpson
📍 London (kinda), UK
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Alex 🦒
@alexwjsimpson.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Reintroduction thread:
Name: Alex
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Location: London (kinda) 🇬🇧
Interests: Giraffes 🦒 Obscure pop culture references 🪩 Wine 🍷 Boys 👨🏼❤️💋👨🏻 Rhinos 🦏 Drag 💅🏻 Travel ✈️ Pop divas 👯♀️
Job: Zookeeper
Here because there are less fascists and it’s another platform to tell you all I’m 6’6”
Name: Alex
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Location: London (kinda) 🇬🇧
Interests: Giraffes 🦒 Obscure pop culture references 🪩 Wine 🍷 Boys 👨🏼❤️💋👨🏻 Rhinos 🦏 Drag 💅🏻 Travel ✈️ Pop divas 👯♀️
Job: Zookeeper
Here because there are less fascists and it’s another platform to tell you all I’m 6’6”
I’ve just been informed that I’m throwing an Easter party for a load of South Africans in the bush on Easter Sunday??
January 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’ve just been informed that I’m throwing an Easter party for a load of South Africans in the bush on Easter Sunday??
omg photos of inside just dropped 😍😍😍
January 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
omg photos of inside just dropped 😍😍😍
No, no. I actually love having my ex look at my instagram stories. It’s like having a little rat living in the walls. You know it’s there, but you just can’t see it. It comes out at night to eat up whatever little scraps I leave out.
January 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
No, no. I actually love having my ex look at my instagram stories. It’s like having a little rat living in the walls. You know it’s there, but you just can’t see it. It comes out at night to eat up whatever little scraps I leave out.
🍳 eggs: scrambled
🥩 steak: is boring
🥛 milk: oat
🍸 alcohol: cdp rosé
☕️ warm drinks: double espresso
🥩 steak: is boring
🥛 milk: oat
🍸 alcohol: cdp rosé
☕️ warm drinks: double espresso
🍳 eggs: scrambled
🥩 steak: bin
🥛 milk: skimmed
🍸 alcohol: Gin
☕️ warm drinks: Terry’s orange hot chocolate from costsa
🥩 steak: bin
🥛 milk: skimmed
🍸 alcohol: Gin
☕️ warm drinks: Terry’s orange hot chocolate from costsa
🍳 eggs: poached
🥩 steak: medium-well 🫣
🥛 milk: semi
🍸 alcohol: red wine
☕️ warm drinks: very strong coffee
🥩 steak: medium-well 🫣
🥛 milk: semi
🍸 alcohol: red wine
☕️ warm drinks: very strong coffee
January 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
🍳 eggs: scrambled
🥩 steak: is boring
🥛 milk: oat
🍸 alcohol: cdp rosé
☕️ warm drinks: double espresso
🥩 steak: is boring
🥛 milk: oat
🍸 alcohol: cdp rosé
☕️ warm drinks: double espresso
So sad that the only thing spitting on my face today is an elderly female giraffe 😔
January 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So sad that the only thing spitting on my face today is an elderly female giraffe 😔
who made the playlist for the London fireworks?? i just wanna ✨talk✨
January 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
who made the playlist for the London fireworks?? i just wanna ✨talk✨
don’t need to do my eating-12-grapes-under-the-table-on-new year’s eve because I’ve had somewhere between 1200 and 1600 grapes already, and I’m gonna text a hot boy at midnight
December 31, 2024 at 9:56 PM
don’t need to do my eating-12-grapes-under-the-table-on-new year’s eve because I’ve had somewhere between 1200 and 1600 grapes already, and I’m gonna text a hot boy at midnight
It was a rough start, but this year really has been the best of my life and I am so blessed 🥹
December 28, 2024 at 8:44 PM
It was a rough start, but this year really has been the best of my life and I am so blessed 🥹
I was smashing the homemade whipped feta all night and I think I am now approximately 74% ✨🧄garlic🧄✨
December 27, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I was smashing the homemade whipped feta all night and I think I am now approximately 74% ✨🧄garlic🧄✨
This is my first episode of Gavin and Stacey.
Am I supposed to be laughing??
Am I supposed to be laughing??
December 25, 2024 at 9:10 PM
This is my first episode of Gavin and Stacey.
Am I supposed to be laughing??
Am I supposed to be laughing??
Reposted by Alex 🦒
I agree wholeheartedly.
December 25, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I agree wholeheartedly.
The gravy has solidified in the fridge overnight and won’t come out of the insulated Lululemon water bottle.
Send thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.
Send thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.
December 25, 2024 at 2:30 PM
The gravy has solidified in the fridge overnight and won’t come out of the insulated Lululemon water bottle.
Send thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.
Send thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.
spent my christmas morning checking in on some members of the naughty list 🎅🏻🦏
December 25, 2024 at 8:51 AM
spent my christmas morning checking in on some members of the naughty list 🎅🏻🦏
✨christmas party ready✨
December 20, 2024 at 4:54 PM
✨christmas party ready✨
ooo for the work christmas party
join me in group prayer over the next 48 hours to ensure that I don’t embarrass myself
join me in group prayer over the next 48 hours to ensure that I don’t embarrass myself
December 18, 2024 at 9:14 PM
ooo for the work christmas party
join me in group prayer over the next 48 hours to ensure that I don’t embarrass myself
join me in group prayer over the next 48 hours to ensure that I don’t embarrass myself
god it’s so hard being a slag in the winter
December 14, 2024 at 6:18 PM
god it’s so hard being a slag in the winter
just over a year since I couldn't accept a job offer in southern california because the visa wasn't going to wok out, and I am still here with a luton postcode
December 12, 2024 at 3:31 PM
just over a year since I couldn't accept a job offer in southern california because the visa wasn't going to wok out, and I am still here with a luton postcode
and what if I said current-day gym culture is just as toxic as size zero, a-cube-of-cheese-for-lunch, skinny model culture was in the 90s and early 00s?? What then??
December 12, 2024 at 9:40 AM
and what if I said current-day gym culture is just as toxic as size zero, a-cube-of-cheese-for-lunch, skinny model culture was in the 90s and early 00s?? What then??
My kitchen island is so big, as I was floating ethereally around it, listening to Sade, with a glass of wine in hand, cooking my linguine, I had time to stop and reflect, and realised
I’ve become my mother.
I’ve become my mother.
December 10, 2024 at 7:05 PM
My kitchen island is so big, as I was floating ethereally around it, listening to Sade, with a glass of wine in hand, cooking my linguine, I had time to stop and reflect, and realised
I’ve become my mother.
I’ve become my mother.
I tried to enthuse my terminally offline and straight colleagues about the Luigi Mangione lore and they just didn’t care??
December 10, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I tried to enthuse my terminally offline and straight colleagues about the Luigi Mangione lore and they just didn’t care??
I adore Bluesky, I really do, but I’m sorry, the other app has been incredible over the last 24 hours
December 10, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I adore Bluesky, I really do, but I’m sorry, the other app has been incredible over the last 24 hours
Introduce yourself with four TV shows 📺
One of these is not like the rest 😬
One of these is not like the rest 😬
December 9, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Introduce yourself with four TV shows 📺
One of these is not like the rest 😬
One of these is not like the rest 😬
not this screenshot of my arse from a 5-year-old Facebook live at my previous workplace making it into a legitimate and legal PLANNING APPLICATION
December 7, 2024 at 2:26 PM
not this screenshot of my arse from a 5-year-old Facebook live at my previous workplace making it into a legitimate and legal PLANNING APPLICATION
me if I see the word ‘roast’ on another hinge prompt
December 7, 2024 at 1:14 PM
me if I see the word ‘roast’ on another hinge prompt