Alex Twist
@alexwist.bsky.social
Vibrating rubber bum faced goats
Salad is a garnish, nobody actually likes it.
May 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Salad is a garnish, nobody actually likes it.
I'm going to spend this evening wandering round the house in tight 70s speedos with a baboon on a lead.
April 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I'm going to spend this evening wandering round the house in tight 70s speedos with a baboon on a lead.
I'm currently moving amongst you in the form of an undetectable noble gas. So behave.
March 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm currently moving amongst you in the form of an undetectable noble gas. So behave.
Horse idea: Megahorse!
March 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Horse idea: Megahorse!
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This Alex is serviced daily, but we would appreciate it if you would leave him in the condition in which you would like to find him.
February 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This Alex is serviced daily, but we would appreciate it if you would leave him in the condition in which you would like to find him.
I'm in an artistic mood today. I'm lounging around in a big frilly shirt and taking opium, later on i may develop consumption.
February 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm in an artistic mood today. I'm lounging around in a big frilly shirt and taking opium, later on i may develop consumption.
I'm sorry we could not see you through to the chrysalis stage but we simply do not have room in the garage for the cocoon
February 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I'm sorry we could not see you through to the chrysalis stage but we simply do not have room in the garage for the cocoon
As we celebrate Awareness Month, please copy this status if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
January 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
As we celebrate Awareness Month, please copy this status if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
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A perfect comic panel.
January 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A perfect comic panel.
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
Has anyone got any idea what day it is?
December 29, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Has anyone got any idea what day it is?
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Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from God and Jesus and the whole team!
December 25, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from God and Jesus and the whole team!
I'm currently god-resting my merry gentlemen.
December 5, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I'm currently god-resting my merry gentlemen.
We must move forward... not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling towards freedom!
November 28, 2024 at 8:20 PM
We must move forward... not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling towards freedom!
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