Alex Wise
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Alex Wise
@alexwiise.bsky.social
Cat Lady | Artist | AuDHD | Healthcare

🐱Beignet (Benny) est. March 2022
🪿 Goose (Boyfriend) est. August 2024
Going to my first Healthcare Conference at Mayo Clinic tomorrow!!! There’s CEOs and Presidents of things and I’m just lil old me. I’m drowning in imposter syndrome HALP. 😭

#CareerDevelopment #RuralHealthcare
October 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My nurses had a crappy day yesterday, so I brought doughnuts today to make everyone feel a bit more appreciated. Being a Unit Coordinator means sometimes you get to be the Unit Mom. 🖤
#Healthcare #UnitCoordinator #CriticalCareUnit
September 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“How dare you fight back when I pounce you first! Have at you!”

-Benny, probably

#CatSky #Cats
September 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Just a tiny tuxedo kitten sleeping on a bat blanket. That is all.
September 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Feeling unappreciated and taken advantage of at work takes all the enjoyment out of life. Especially for over-achievers and neurospicy people who give 110% every day and get no recognition.
September 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Listening to Three Days Grace with the context that Adam was in active addiction and recovery gives their lyrics so much more depth and meaning-especially as someone who loves someone in recovery 🖤 #Recovery #Addiction
September 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Going back to work after a week off is the WORST
August 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Goose and I are moving in together… I hate new-to-me showers. No matter how disgusting I feel a new bathroom is a HUGE nope. I know as soon as I feel clean again I’ll be fine but that first shower is such a hurdle #AutismProblems
August 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Maybe we all should be wearing tin foil hats🤷.
August 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My precious boy has been so good tolerating the kitten’s release from kitten prison.
August 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
In the ED again for syncope and tachycardia. So far everything is “normal but fast.” I’m so tired of being gaslit by my own body and organs.
August 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Agreed 🥰 I can’t think of anything that would make me leave Minnesota. Moving here is the best thing that ever happened to me. 🖤
NEW: Minnesota just ranked in the top 5 states for quality of life.

No matter what happens in Washington, we’re still focused on making Minnesota the best place to live, work, and raise a family.
July 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s hard to get him to sit still for more than 2 seconds, but here’s baby Peregrin Took (Pip for short) he’s spicy and bitey but we adore him. #CatParents #Kitten
July 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Thought we adopted a kitten but he’s actually a velociraptor parrot.
July 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It was a long and exhausting 60 hours of work but we’re going to pick up Gooses kitten tomorrow and I’m so excited
July 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The selfishness… I work overtime because I want to and I can. I’m not out here trying to be rich. And the abomination that just became law goes directly against my ethics as a healthcare worker and a future researcher and policy maker in rural healthcare. I hate it here…
July 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I WAS going to save episode 50 of @victoriannightmare.bsky.social for one of my 12-16 hour night shifts but was unable to wait. Benny (back) and Portia (front) approve of pizza and spookies 🥰
#CatMom #TabbyTwins
July 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Nothing like watching movies with my cat during a thunderstorm 🖤
July 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Beignet has officially approved Goose as his dad. Headbutts and Elbow Licks were given and Goose was allowed to pet him. But the cutest of all? Baby falling asleep between my legs and Goose’s 🥹 He squeezed himself in so he could cuddle both of us. #CatDad #CatsOfBluesky
July 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Goose Chronicles: boyfriend is just as chaotic as ever. #GooseAndPanda
July 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Got my first tattoos today. They’re Benny’s paw prints. I put them amidst all the self-harm scars to remind me that no matter how bad things get, he wouldn’t understand if I left and didn’t come home. I stay for him. ESAs save lives. 🖤
June 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’m finally back in Mankato and snuggled up with my Goose. I was getting homesick for his hugs. Home truly is where your heart is. 🥰
#PandaAndGoose #VacationDrama
June 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I miss my boys so much. They’ve been bonding while I’m out of state and I can’t wait to be home tomorrow
June 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sitting in the main concourse of MSP-INTL since my flight isn’t for another 2 hours and I watched an old guy do a double take at me, then look back at me as he walked away. GROSS. Don’t perceive me.
June 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just had the movie scene moment of being in a crowded place and putting noise cancelling earbuds in.
Everything just faded away and I could hear myself breathe. Truly there is nothing more soothing to my sensory system than hearing myself breathe. I’m alive. Everything is OK.
June 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM