woofy mcpoker
@alexwelch81.bsky.social
weird about fiction (writing and enjoying it). the freak in your dni.
i have no beer and i must drink
August 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i have no beer and i must drink
this is like the parks and rec episode where ron goes back to tammy 1.
November 29, 2024 at 4:44 AM
this is like the parks and rec episode where ron goes back to tammy 1.
*raven voice* Yup, that’s me!
NEW EPISODE
Crime Lesbian Month concludes *big sob* with BOUND, an erotic lesbian thriller before its time. Join us and guest @alexwelch81.bsky.social to discuss how the Wachowskis are eggs, Joey Pants, and squeaky leather.
Listen wherever you get podcasts or here
Crime Lesbian Month concludes *big sob* with BOUND, an erotic lesbian thriller before its time. Join us and guest @alexwelch81.bsky.social to discuss how the Wachowskis are eggs, Joey Pants, and squeaky leather.
Listen wherever you get podcasts or here
November 28, 2024 at 3:53 AM
*raven voice* Yup, that’s me!
imagine you are a conjoined twin but your twin is big on tumblr
November 20, 2024 at 3:59 AM
imagine you are a conjoined twin but your twin is big on tumblr
I love Lord of the Rings because it’s a really accurate depiction of what happens when eight gay guys go on a road trip together
August 13, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I love Lord of the Rings because it’s a really accurate depiction of what happens when eight gay guys go on a road trip together
hot take: knowing you've been wronged is actually a great feeling because then you're entitled to be extremely self-righteous :)
July 24, 2024 at 7:16 PM
hot take: knowing you've been wronged is actually a great feeling because then you're entitled to be extremely self-righteous :)
a few weeks ago @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social and I were joking about an all-lesbian music festival and the last finger on the monkey's paw curled.
June 12, 2024 at 2:25 AM
a few weeks ago @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social and I were joking about an all-lesbian music festival and the last finger on the monkey's paw curled.
Sorry to be cringe but actually all i want is to be happy and make others happy and be kind and bring fucking light but fuck me i guess
May 26, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Sorry to be cringe but actually all i want is to be happy and make others happy and be kind and bring fucking light but fuck me i guess
mormons never used to get pregnant before marriage, but now they can. because of soak.
May 22, 2024 at 11:47 PM
mormons never used to get pregnant before marriage, but now they can. because of soak.
not to be dramatic but if the ~twist~ of love lies bleeding is that katy o'brien wasn't actually real and no actual gay shit happened i'm going to eat a battery
March 4, 2024 at 8:05 PM
not to be dramatic but if the ~twist~ of love lies bleeding is that katy o'brien wasn't actually real and no actual gay shit happened i'm going to eat a battery
paul atreideez nuts
January 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
paul atreideez nuts
before the year ends, does anyone wanna tell me they love that i get cold when it's 71 degrees out?
January 1, 2024 at 1:51 AM
before the year ends, does anyone wanna tell me they love that i get cold when it's 71 degrees out?
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Shoutout to the moment in that one MST3K episode when a character that looks vaguely like Kissinger appears on screen as a car drives by and Crow T. Robot days “Henry Kissinger! Back up and run him over again!”
November 30, 2023 at 2:42 AM
Shoutout to the moment in that one MST3K episode when a character that looks vaguely like Kissinger appears on screen as a car drives by and Crow T. Robot days “Henry Kissinger! Back up and run him over again!”
is this funny? i forgot how humor works
October 30, 2023 at 10:45 PM
is this funny? i forgot how humor works
not a girl like she/her, a girl like muna's "kind of girl"
October 30, 2023 at 12:44 AM
not a girl like she/her, a girl like muna's "kind of girl"
uh oh…. im drunk and i wanna hug all my friends. its frickin bats. i love halloween
October 29, 2023 at 7:35 AM
uh oh…. im drunk and i wanna hug all my friends. its frickin bats. i love halloween
i hate going to gay halloween parties. what do you mean you’re jimmy buffett double fisting margaritas in jurassic world
October 29, 2023 at 5:42 AM
i hate going to gay halloween parties. what do you mean you’re jimmy buffett double fisting margaritas in jurassic world
really sucks that twitter fell apart right when I was starting to share my little thoughts there, but not all my friends are here to hear them either. where am i to put my thoughts!
October 18, 2023 at 4:29 AM
really sucks that twitter fell apart right when I was starting to share my little thoughts there, but not all my friends are here to hear them either. where am i to put my thoughts!
the thing is that my media taste is so bad that even my friends who say their media taste is also bad are for sure laughing at me
October 6, 2023 at 3:56 AM
the thing is that my media taste is so bad that even my friends who say their media taste is also bad are for sure laughing at me
my life has been going so poorly lately that one (1) good opportunity has presented itself to me and my first reaction was "oh this has to be some sort of scam" lmao
September 18, 2023 at 5:19 PM
my life has been going so poorly lately that one (1) good opportunity has presented itself to me and my first reaction was "oh this has to be some sort of scam" lmao
lmao i’m such a fuckin loser bro
September 15, 2023 at 3:50 AM
lmao i’m such a fuckin loser bro
not to have unrealistic fantasies on main but it would be so cool if someone hugged me and said they were proud of me...
September 13, 2023 at 12:54 AM
not to have unrealistic fantasies on main but it would be so cool if someone hugged me and said they were proud of me...
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why can’t Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett just KISS ON THE MOUTH
rewatching Ocean’s 8 (w/ BC commentary) and this script is as slick and fun as I remember, but now that I have more of an eye, holy shit this looks horrendous
September 6, 2023 at 3:18 AM
why can’t Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett just KISS ON THE MOUTH
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🎶come sail away
🎶come sail away
🎶come sail away with Dracula
🎶come sail away
🎶come sail away with Dracula
August 11, 2023 at 11:19 PM
🎶come sail away
🎶come sail away
🎶come sail away with Dracula
🎶come sail away
🎶come sail away with Dracula
tomorrow i will be funny. today i must let the horrors consume me
August 9, 2023 at 9:11 PM
tomorrow i will be funny. today i must let the horrors consume me