Alex Tsountas
@alextsountas.bsky.social
Actor. “Who knows, maybe a new adventure has already begun?”
https://www.alexandertsountas.com
https://www.alexandertsountas.com
Don’t worry, Alien Isolation 2 is in the works! Creative Assembly told us so…. Any day now…
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Don’t worry, Alien Isolation 2 is in the works! Creative Assembly told us so…. Any day now…
“Y mak leetle Mooney wen u cn mak LOTTA MOONEY”
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 AM
“Y mak leetle Mooney wen u cn mak LOTTA MOONEY”
Reposted by Alex Tsountas
DONALD TRUMP: [walking aimlessly into a corner of the room like a Sims character]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [walking aimlessly into a corner of the room like a Sims character]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
He’s the Boss Tweed of our generation
October 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
He’s the Boss Tweed of our generation
Reposted by Alex Tsountas
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
It’s gonna be Mike Johnson, and his son is gonna honor-kill him for breaking away from their abstinence pact.
July 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It’s gonna be Mike Johnson, and his son is gonna honor-kill him for breaking away from their abstinence pact.
That’s my streamer!
July 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
That’s my streamer!
That’s my cowboy!
July 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
That’s my cowboy!
A 1 dollar baby vs A 1 MILLION dollar baby!
February 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
A 1 dollar baby vs A 1 MILLION dollar baby!
If there was a “Pick me” for billionaires, Cuban would be one of them
February 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If there was a “Pick me” for billionaires, Cuban would be one of them
She has a CHILD?!
February 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
She has a CHILD?!
He’s Ratatouilling his father and, therefore, the country!
February 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
He’s Ratatouilling his father and, therefore, the country!
He just wanted a Von Wagner return 😞
February 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
He just wanted a Von Wagner return 😞
Joe Biden on Weekend Update: “mbsmmaksmsolaoek I MADE NATO!”
February 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Joe Biden on Weekend Update: “mbsmmaksmsolaoek I MADE NATO!”
Wrong, Number 1 is the Tony because I’m pretty sure you can spin the medallion and that’s pretty darn cool
February 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Wrong, Number 1 is the Tony because I’m pretty sure you can spin the medallion and that’s pretty darn cool
Alan Wake Akumu 2 when?
January 31, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Alan Wake Akumu 2 when?
“The big beautiful perfect plane was on a big beautiful perfect fly route!”
January 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
“The big beautiful perfect plane was on a big beautiful perfect fly route!”