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Undeterred
Steven Peterson already planting signs ahead of the 2027 Mayoral Primary election
Steven Peterson already planting signs ahead of the 2027 Mayoral Primary election
June 24, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Undeterred
Steven Peterson already planting signs ahead of the 2027 Mayoral Primary election
Steven Peterson already planting signs ahead of the 2027 Mayoral Primary election
Donald Sutherland, who famously had this reaction when discovering Alexandria's first bike lane, has died at 88
June 20, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Donald Sutherland, who famously had this reaction when discovering Alexandria's first bike lane, has died at 88
In an effort to increase social media “engagement” we now present a picture of a road with cars on it
May 23, 2024 at 12:55 PM
In an effort to increase social media “engagement” we now present a picture of a road with cars on it
A dangerous trend that began on the web-log of one Alexandria City Council candidate has predictably spread to the highest levels of government
May 13, 2024 at 7:23 PM
A dangerous trend that began on the web-log of one Alexandria City Council candidate has predictably spread to the highest levels of government
IMPORTANT UPDATE
We've uncovered evidence that Paws ate the domain renewal notice.
Still, we can't stay mad at such a cute and deliberative dog
We've uncovered evidence that Paws ate the domain renewal notice.
Still, we can't stay mad at such a cute and deliberative dog
November 16, 2023 at 7:17 PM
IMPORTANT UPDATE
We've uncovered evidence that Paws ate the domain renewal notice.
Still, we can't stay mad at such a cute and deliberative dog
We've uncovered evidence that Paws ate the domain renewal notice.
Still, we can't stay mad at such a cute and deliberative dog
Paws reminds you to prepare for Tuesday night's City Council meeting
November 13, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Paws reminds you to prepare for Tuesday night's City Council meeting
Remember when Alexandria had a mayor that knew when to press paws?
Paws remembers.
Paws remembers.
November 11, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Remember when Alexandria had a mayor that knew when to press paws?
Paws remembers.
Paws remembers.
URGENT UPDATE: Paws has heard from many neighbors that Zoning for Housing will pave over all city dog parks and replace them with Ballston-style towers.
Is this true? Let's just say Paws wouldn't put it past this council.
Paws. The. Plan.
Is this true? Let's just say Paws wouldn't put it past this council.
Paws. The. Plan.
November 9, 2023 at 6:56 PM
URGENT UPDATE: Paws has heard from many neighbors that Zoning for Housing will pave over all city dog parks and replace them with Ballston-style towers.
Is this true? Let's just say Paws wouldn't put it past this council.
Paws. The. Plan.
Is this true? Let's just say Paws wouldn't put it past this council.
Paws. The. Plan.
Paws is concerned when the value of his doghouse is threatened by change. Paws doesn't like change at all. A steady routine is best for Paws - and for Alexandria.
Do it for Paws. PAWS THE PLAN.
Do it for Paws. PAWS THE PLAN.
November 9, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Paws is concerned when the value of his doghouse is threatened by change. Paws doesn't like change at all. A steady routine is best for Paws - and for Alexandria.
Do it for Paws. PAWS THE PLAN.
Do it for Paws. PAWS THE PLAN.
Paws never pees on a detached single family home lot!
Unless it has an ADU, then all bets are off
Unless it has an ADU, then all bets are off
November 7, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Paws never pees on a detached single family home lot!
Unless it has an ADU, then all bets are off
Unless it has an ADU, then all bets are off
Paws doesn't want to sprint through the nine Zoning for Housing initiatives
Paws would prefer if each initiative could be discussed for a year or two (with lots of naps!). Then a citizen commission could be appointed to review the discussion and make recommendations on next steps (and belly rubs!).
Paws would prefer if each initiative could be discussed for a year or two (with lots of naps!). Then a citizen commission could be appointed to review the discussion and make recommendations on next steps (and belly rubs!).
November 7, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Paws doesn't want to sprint through the nine Zoning for Housing initiatives
Paws would prefer if each initiative could be discussed for a year or two (with lots of naps!). Then a citizen commission could be appointed to review the discussion and make recommendations on next steps (and belly rubs!).
Paws would prefer if each initiative could be discussed for a year or two (with lots of naps!). Then a citizen commission could be appointed to review the discussion and make recommendations on next steps (and belly rubs!).
Alexandria is a place that loves its dogs, almost as much as it loves careful and considered deliberation.
In that spirit we are introducing our new Editorial Board mascot, Paws the Plan
In that spirit we are introducing our new Editorial Board mascot, Paws the Plan
November 7, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Alexandria is a place that loves its dogs, almost as much as it loves careful and considered deliberation.
In that spirit we are introducing our new Editorial Board mascot, Paws the Plan
In that spirit we are introducing our new Editorial Board mascot, Paws the Plan
Radicals want to change Alexandria.
Is coating the city in Mod Podge the answer?
Is coating the city in Mod Podge the answer?
October 4, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Radicals want to change Alexandria.
Is coating the city in Mod Podge the answer?
Is coating the city in Mod Podge the answer?
Reminder that the speaker of the house does not need to be a member of Congress
October 4, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Reminder that the speaker of the house does not need to be a member of Congress
Taking Florida’s Lead
It’s past time to rid our library shelves of obscene and pornographic books
It’s past time to rid our library shelves of obscene and pornographic books
September 30, 2023 at 5:05 PM
Taking Florida’s Lead
It’s past time to rid our library shelves of obscene and pornographic books
It’s past time to rid our library shelves of obscene and pornographic books
This meal just cost me $78 in Old Town. This is why Alexandrians think Justin Wilson is terrible
September 21, 2023 at 7:55 PM
This meal just cost me $78 in Old Town. This is why Alexandrians think Justin Wilson is terrible
Shake-y Foundation
A new shop serves milkshakes tall and decadent enough to tax Old Town’s infrastructure and blot out the sun. But permits sailed through city hall.
Did they get a sweetheart deal? Did council members get a cherry-on-the-side? Local activists present the FOIA evidence
A new shop serves milkshakes tall and decadent enough to tax Old Town’s infrastructure and blot out the sun. But permits sailed through city hall.
Did they get a sweetheart deal? Did council members get a cherry-on-the-side? Local activists present the FOIA evidence
September 4, 2023 at 12:21 PM
Shake-y Foundation
A new shop serves milkshakes tall and decadent enough to tax Old Town’s infrastructure and blot out the sun. But permits sailed through city hall.
Did they get a sweetheart deal? Did council members get a cherry-on-the-side? Local activists present the FOIA evidence
A new shop serves milkshakes tall and decadent enough to tax Old Town’s infrastructure and blot out the sun. But permits sailed through city hall.
Did they get a sweetheart deal? Did council members get a cherry-on-the-side? Local activists present the FOIA evidence