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Justin Wilson failed that couch
July 25, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Justin Wilson failed that couch
Justin Wilson failed that couch
July 25, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Justin Wilson failed that couch
This week's poll:
If forced to ride the DASH bus, what would you hide your face behind?
1️⃣ Rubber Nixon mask
2️⃣ 19 lb pail of apple pie filling
3️⃣ Summer issue of Civil War Times
4️⃣ Peterson for Mayor yard sign
If forced to ride the DASH bus, what would you hide your face behind?
1️⃣ Rubber Nixon mask
2️⃣ 19 lb pail of apple pie filling
3️⃣ Summer issue of Civil War Times
4️⃣ Peterson for Mayor yard sign
June 24, 2024 at 9:14 PM
This week's poll:
If forced to ride the DASH bus, what would you hide your face behind?
1️⃣ Rubber Nixon mask
2️⃣ 19 lb pail of apple pie filling
3️⃣ Summer issue of Civil War Times
4️⃣ Peterson for Mayor yard sign
If forced to ride the DASH bus, what would you hide your face behind?
1️⃣ Rubber Nixon mask
2️⃣ 19 lb pail of apple pie filling
3️⃣ Summer issue of Civil War Times
4️⃣ Peterson for Mayor yard sign
For DASH Bus, a third way
Keep it fare-free - but only for rides to and from Ramparts Happy Hour
Keep it fare-free - but only for rides to and from Ramparts Happy Hour
June 24, 2024 at 5:58 PM
For DASH Bus, a third way
Keep it fare-free - but only for rides to and from Ramparts Happy Hour
Keep it fare-free - but only for rides to and from Ramparts Happy Hour
Undeterred
Steven Peterson already planting signs ahead of the 2027 Mayoral Primary election
Steven Peterson already planting signs ahead of the 2027 Mayoral Primary election
June 24, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Undeterred
Steven Peterson already planting signs ahead of the 2027 Mayoral Primary election
Steven Peterson already planting signs ahead of the 2027 Mayoral Primary election
Beat the heat this weekend in the official cooling center of the Alexandria Times: a windowless closet deep inside your detached single-family home
June 22, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Beat the heat this weekend in the official cooling center of the Alexandria Times: a windowless closet deep inside your detached single-family home
Donald Sutherland, who famously had this reaction when discovering Alexandria's first bike lane, has died at 88
June 20, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Donald Sutherland, who famously had this reaction when discovering Alexandria's first bike lane, has died at 88
Shocking views prevail on city boards
Many appointees fail to express proper devotion to Duke Street, entertain possible flaws on America's most perfect roadway
Many appointees fail to express proper devotion to Duke Street, entertain possible flaws on America's most perfect roadway
June 20, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Shocking views prevail on city boards
Many appointees fail to express proper devotion to Duke Street, entertain possible flaws on America's most perfect roadway
Many appointees fail to express proper devotion to Duke Street, entertain possible flaws on America's most perfect roadway
Over 90% of Alexandria voters didn't cast a ballot for Alyia Gaskins, sending a strong message to City Hall to widen Duke Street by seven lanes
By Dino Drudi
By Dino Drudi
June 19, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Over 90% of Alexandria voters didn't cast a ballot for Alyia Gaskins, sending a strong message to City Hall to widen Duke Street by seven lanes
By Dino Drudi
By Dino Drudi
BREAKING: There’s still 30 minutes left to write in Allison Silberberg for Mayor
June 18, 2024 at 10:29 PM
BREAKING: There’s still 30 minutes left to write in Allison Silberberg for Mayor
Precincts favorable to Alyia Gaskins are seeing some of the highest turnout in the city.
Here's why that's bad news for Alyia Gaskins
Here's why that's bad news for Alyia Gaskins
June 18, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Precincts favorable to Alyia Gaskins are seeing some of the highest turnout in the city.
Here's why that's bad news for Alyia Gaskins
Here's why that's bad news for Alyia Gaskins
On election eve, Amy Jackson is touting new endorsements from Barack Obama, Elvis Presley, and your dog
June 17, 2024 at 8:11 PM
On election eve, Amy Jackson is touting new endorsements from Barack Obama, Elvis Presley, and your dog
Breaking: intelligence now indicates Peterson has absconded to his laboratory in Crab Key, off the coast of Jamaica, where he plans to deploy an atomic-powered radio beam to interfere with Alexandria voting machines
Has Steven Peterson fled to his Rocky Mountain supervillain lair, his dastardly plan to elect Alyia Gaskins by taking votes from Amy Jackson nearly complete?
Many longtime residents think so, but Alexandria Journalism Project cannot confirm or deny
Many longtime residents think so, but Alexandria Journalism Project cannot confirm or deny
June 17, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Breaking: intelligence now indicates Peterson has absconded to his laboratory in Crab Key, off the coast of Jamaica, where he plans to deploy an atomic-powered radio beam to interfere with Alexandria voting machines
Has Steven Peterson fled to his Rocky Mountain supervillain lair, his dastardly plan to elect Alyia Gaskins by taking votes from Amy Jackson nearly complete?
Many longtime residents think so, but Alexandria Journalism Project cannot confirm or deny
Many longtime residents think so, but Alexandria Journalism Project cannot confirm or deny
June 17, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Has Steven Peterson fled to his Rocky Mountain supervillain lair, his dastardly plan to elect Alyia Gaskins by taking votes from Amy Jackson nearly complete?
Many longtime residents think so, but Alexandria Journalism Project cannot confirm or deny
Many longtime residents think so, but Alexandria Journalism Project cannot confirm or deny
Enemies from Within
We have in our Park and Recreation Commission known urbanists who nevertheless are still helping to shape our benches and sports fields
By Bill Rossello
We have in our Park and Recreation Commission known urbanists who nevertheless are still helping to shape our benches and sports fields
By Bill Rossello
June 14, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Enemies from Within
We have in our Park and Recreation Commission known urbanists who nevertheless are still helping to shape our benches and sports fields
By Bill Rossello
We have in our Park and Recreation Commission known urbanists who nevertheless are still helping to shape our benches and sports fields
By Bill Rossello
Seminary Road has become an eerie ghost town, deserted in the wake of the Wilson machine’s destructive policies
June 13, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Seminary Road has become an eerie ghost town, deserted in the wake of the Wilson machine’s destructive policies
This week's poll: What was your reaction when Unite Here canvassers knocked on your door?
1️⃣ Put on colloidal silver necklace
2️⃣ Burned incense treated with silver nitrate
3️⃣ Hid under couch, texted necromancer
4️⃣ Voted for Allison Silberberg
1️⃣ Put on colloidal silver necklace
2️⃣ Burned incense treated with silver nitrate
3️⃣ Hid under couch, texted necromancer
4️⃣ Voted for Allison Silberberg
June 13, 2024 at 1:46 PM
This week's poll: What was your reaction when Unite Here canvassers knocked on your door?
1️⃣ Put on colloidal silver necklace
2️⃣ Burned incense treated with silver nitrate
3️⃣ Hid under couch, texted necromancer
4️⃣ Voted for Allison Silberberg
1️⃣ Put on colloidal silver necklace
2️⃣ Burned incense treated with silver nitrate
3️⃣ Hid under couch, texted necromancer
4️⃣ Voted for Allison Silberberg
Alyia Gaskins' answer of "no" to the question of casino support has many longtime residents wondering where she really stands
June 13, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Alyia Gaskins' answer of "no" to the question of casino support has many longtime residents wondering where she really stands
Between global warming, canvassing unions, and the planned Pickett Street road diet, Alexandria faces several existential crises - all of which call for the same answer.
Allison, there's still time to run as an Independent
Allison, there's still time to run as an Independent
June 12, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Between global warming, canvassing unions, and the planned Pickett Street road diet, Alexandria faces several existential crises - all of which call for the same answer.
Allison, there's still time to run as an Independent
Allison, there's still time to run as an Independent
Over backyard cocktails, many longtime residents are asking the same question: what do the unions want? And will their household staff be joining one?
June 12, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Over backyard cocktails, many longtime residents are asking the same question: what do the unions want? And will their household staff be joining one?
Remember the Starship song, "We Built This City" with the line "Too many runaways eating up the night"?
Throughout the years, Alexandria residents have worked to prevent runaway plexes of all sizes from eating up our neighborhoods
Throughout the years, Alexandria residents have worked to prevent runaway plexes of all sizes from eating up our neighborhoods
June 6, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Remember the Starship song, "We Built This City" with the line "Too many runaways eating up the night"?
Throughout the years, Alexandria residents have worked to prevent runaway plexes of all sizes from eating up our neighborhoods
Throughout the years, Alexandria residents have worked to prevent runaway plexes of all sizes from eating up our neighborhoods
The Unite Here Slate have their pens poised to sign the "Casino on Every Corner" initiative, per Wally.
Future Alexandria Gambling Tsar Justin Wilson will begin by targeting Seminary Hill and Beverley Hills Neighborhoods for 5-over-1s with sin parlors on the ground floor
Future Alexandria Gambling Tsar Justin Wilson will begin by targeting Seminary Hill and Beverley Hills Neighborhoods for 5-over-1s with sin parlors on the ground floor
"Every member of the slate, once elected, will be required to start a newsletter that contains - at minimum - seven curse words per issue," says Wally (not his real name). "What's more, they won't be mailed to every resident's home - a repeat of the shadowy communications approach we saw with ZFH".
🚨ALEXANDRIA JOURNALISM PROJECT reports🚨
The cousin of an Alexandria resident's personal masseuse speaks out on what Unite Here canvassers are revealing about the Gaskins Slate's dark vision. Their identity is being withheld to protect their safety
The cousin of an Alexandria resident's personal masseuse speaks out on what Unite Here canvassers are revealing about the Gaskins Slate's dark vision. Their identity is being withheld to protect their safety
June 3, 2024 at 5:19 PM
The Unite Here Slate have their pens poised to sign the "Casino on Every Corner" initiative, per Wally.
Future Alexandria Gambling Tsar Justin Wilson will begin by targeting Seminary Hill and Beverley Hills Neighborhoods for 5-over-1s with sin parlors on the ground floor
Future Alexandria Gambling Tsar Justin Wilson will begin by targeting Seminary Hill and Beverley Hills Neighborhoods for 5-over-1s with sin parlors on the ground floor
"Every member of the slate, once elected, will be required to start a newsletter that contains - at minimum - seven curse words per issue," says Wally (not his real name). "What's more, they won't be mailed to every resident's home - a repeat of the shadowy communications approach we saw with ZFH".
🚨ALEXANDRIA JOURNALISM PROJECT reports🚨
The cousin of an Alexandria resident's personal masseuse speaks out on what Unite Here canvassers are revealing about the Gaskins Slate's dark vision. Their identity is being withheld to protect their safety
The cousin of an Alexandria resident's personal masseuse speaks out on what Unite Here canvassers are revealing about the Gaskins Slate's dark vision. Their identity is being withheld to protect their safety
June 3, 2024 at 4:31 PM
"Every member of the slate, once elected, will be required to start a newsletter that contains - at minimum - seven curse words per issue," says Wally (not his real name). "What's more, they won't be mailed to every resident's home - a repeat of the shadowy communications approach we saw with ZFH".
🚨ALEXANDRIA JOURNALISM PROJECT reports🚨
The cousin of an Alexandria resident's personal masseuse speaks out on what Unite Here canvassers are revealing about the Gaskins Slate's dark vision. Their identity is being withheld to protect their safety
The cousin of an Alexandria resident's personal masseuse speaks out on what Unite Here canvassers are revealing about the Gaskins Slate's dark vision. Their identity is being withheld to protect their safety
June 3, 2024 at 4:27 PM
🚨ALEXANDRIA JOURNALISM PROJECT reports🚨
The cousin of an Alexandria resident's personal masseuse speaks out on what Unite Here canvassers are revealing about the Gaskins Slate's dark vision. Their identity is being withheld to protect their safety
The cousin of an Alexandria resident's personal masseuse speaks out on what Unite Here canvassers are revealing about the Gaskins Slate's dark vision. Their identity is being withheld to protect their safety
Exciting new technology is raising the obvious question among Alexandrians: could a drug be formulated to regrow the city to the exact state it was when you moved here in 1983?
The world’s first tooth-regrowing drug has been approved for human trials
The world’s first tooth-regrowing drug has been approved for human trials. If things go as planned, the medicine could be available to consumers by 2030.
au.news.yahoo.com
June 3, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Exciting new technology is raising the obvious question among Alexandrians: could a drug be formulated to regrow the city to the exact state it was when you moved here in 1983?