So thrilled to learn about the existence of the clitoria flower

I’ve been spelling kerb the American way this entire time :(

Look at my new lamp!!

Ate my first caperberry today

Learning that “I need to gird my loins” and “my undercarriage is damp” are not incredibly common turns of phrase

I got a fuckass fringe and unintentionally made myself look like a short lottie matthews

Cranberry sauce, brie, spinach, chopped walnuts toasted sandwich

this account is a safe space for evil and deranged women

catholicism imbued me with severe levels of guilt and low self worth, but it also helped me cultivate a sick sense of decor, so it balances out

I saw a car painted a bright blue without that metallic sheen that’s everywhere these days and wept

Everything’s going to be fine, I just need to make it through the day and then I can make a big batch of pasta puttanesca with extra brine

My “guess I’ll die” kings

Your twenties are for floor time

which of you is the daughter of a jaguar who was turned into a couch and which of you is the ancient reincarnating vampire-witch, with a vendetta against said jaguar, currently inhabiting the body of jaguar-daughter’s ex girlfriend who pulled out and ate her own eye or however that whole thing goes

the simple joy of sitting :) on the floor :) on a circle rug :) under an orange lamp :)

😍 perry 😍 perry the poodle 😍

Bought some plants, cleared a garden bed, am making a toasted sandwich with brie, strawberries and rocket, and am going to see earth wind and fire :)))

sitting down to watch fun renegade show and immediately getting caught up in interpreting the mechanics of a woman only being able to fight back against injustice after a magically powerful man determines that she has faced sufficient hurt/danger