Alexander Oliver Fyre
@alexoliverfyre.bsky.social
Left-Wing Populist, Conservatively 2A
My favorite chore is washing the dishes, It's like bathtime for your plates.
My favorite chore is washing the dishes, It's like bathtime for your plates.
“I hope Minecraft adds a stripper.” Scar how do you always manage to say the worst things out of context
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
“I hope Minecraft adds a stripper.” Scar how do you always manage to say the worst things out of context
He was gay, Gary Cooper?
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
He was gay, Gary Cooper?
Diversity is Agartha’s Greatest Strength!!!
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Diversity is Agartha’s Greatest Strength!!!
Lake Michigan, my beloved.
November 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Lake Michigan, my beloved.
Christmas items on sale already and October hasn't even ended yet…
October 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Christmas items on sale already and October hasn't even ended yet…
Just learned that Johnny, the guy that drove me to elementary school when I was a kid, died from a heart attack last Sunday night. Shame. I didn't think about him often, but I thought the world of him.
September 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just learned that Johnny, the guy that drove me to elementary school when I was a kid, died from a heart attack last Sunday night. Shame. I didn't think about him often, but I thought the world of him.
McDonald’s coffee somehow manages to taste worse than Starbucks coffee, but for three dollars cheaper it’s basically the nectar of the gods
September 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
McDonald’s coffee somehow manages to taste worse than Starbucks coffee, but for three dollars cheaper it’s basically the nectar of the gods
They took the soul out of Cracker Barrel. WOKE has gone too far!
August 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
They took the soul out of Cracker Barrel. WOKE has gone too far!
When I searched “uss liberty boat” it gave me a banner about the holocaust, misinformation, and antisemitism. Hmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
August 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When I searched “uss liberty boat” it gave me a banner about the holocaust, misinformation, and antisemitism. Hmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Empty Portillo’s cup blowing in the wind. They call that Chicago tumbleweed.
August 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Empty Portillo’s cup blowing in the wind. They call that Chicago tumbleweed.
Finally getting around to watching superman.
July 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Finally getting around to watching superman.
I fully plan on serving my country after college, and I’m damn well not gonna let that experience change me into a conservative a$$. We need more liberal veterans.
July 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I fully plan on serving my country after college, and I’m damn well not gonna let that experience change me into a conservative a$$. We need more liberal veterans.
None of all this really is ideal.
July 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
None of all this really is ideal.
People saying Trump can’t be on the list because Biden would have released it should consider that maybe both Trump AND Biden are on the list.
July 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
People saying Trump can’t be on the list because Biden would have released it should consider that maybe both Trump AND Biden are on the list.
Backbone? They have no back!
July 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Backbone? They have no back!
Satan can't get to us, for we've got love in our hearts
July 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Satan can't get to us, for we've got love in our hearts
“I hate being a short guy!”
No, you hate being a loser. Being a short guy is fucking awesome.
No, you hate being a loser. Being a short guy is fucking awesome.
June 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“I hate being a short guy!”
No, you hate being a loser. Being a short guy is fucking awesome.
No, you hate being a loser. Being a short guy is fucking awesome.
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the world record for most hot dogs eaten is 3
June 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the world record for most hot dogs eaten is 3
Just installed new portapoties at work and they already smell like crap. I wonder if they come pre-shitted?
June 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Just installed new portapoties at work and they already smell like crap. I wonder if they come pre-shitted?
I’m so glad my dad raised me up on Chevys instead of Fords like my uncle
June 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m so glad my dad raised me up on Chevys instead of Fords like my uncle
God only knows how unwell i will be on may 30 when i hear the 14 minute version of fourth of july for the first time
May 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
God only knows how unwell i will be on may 30 when i hear the 14 minute version of fourth of july for the first time
Imagine how bad it would be if drinking and driving was illegal! That would suck wouldn’t it? Thank god it isn’t!
May 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Imagine how bad it would be if drinking and driving was illegal! That would suck wouldn’t it? Thank god it isn’t!
It’s been years and I’m still on the IPhone XR. I could buy a new iPhone 16 tomorrow but I love this phone so much. I’m gonna keep using it for as long as I can. Besides, apple makes shit phones anyways, there’s no reason to buy a new phone every year.
May 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It’s been years and I’m still on the IPhone XR. I could buy a new iPhone 16 tomorrow but I love this phone so much. I’m gonna keep using it for as long as I can. Besides, apple makes shit phones anyways, there’s no reason to buy a new phone every year.
Applied for a foid card the day I turned 21, so that should be done in a couple weeks. Kinda bullshit that in IL you can’t buy an AR15 but to be honest so much of what I shoot is hunting that I’m practically a fudd. Not actually though. Sucks cause I wanted a battle rifle, but that’s dem policy ig.
May 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Applied for a foid card the day I turned 21, so that should be done in a couple weeks. Kinda bullshit that in IL you can’t buy an AR15 but to be honest so much of what I shoot is hunting that I’m practically a fudd. Not actually though. Sucks cause I wanted a battle rifle, but that’s dem policy ig.