cutting words causing billions of dollars of damage and sundering entire forests. eat your heart out, fireball

So fish can beat Pokémon games, but billion-dollar LLMs can’t. Interesting… ✍🏾

Is this the biggest fall you’ve seen since you’ve started doing the consensus mocks?

Only the Stanley signing has made the (Baltimore-based) family group chat—I’m sure when Discount Double Check becomes a Steeler there will be an update

thoughts on the bubble that is Tesla stock in the first place? maybe the formerly Tony Stark bump has become a shadow POTUS bump but it seems just as fragile as anything, given that Tesla makes shoddy cars and doesn’t sell a ton of them

just pretend there's genocidal weirdos selling cybertrucks in the replies to simulate the habitat to avoid shocking ur system

Dev notes: we specifically wanted to incentivize people to actually finish games
Reviews: you mean I can’t just wage for five millennia? one star

go full Indiana Jones and collect all the artifacts. you need explorers to hit up museums or universities on each continent to find all the tombs to raid

Honestly, I kind of miss being baffled by game mechanics and not even being able to Google how to fix it. The good ole days (of trial and error)

The narrative events really make my actions feel like they have weight—Hatshepsut’s reign in Antiquity as a despotic ruler felt that much more visceral when I triggered events on how best to remake statues in her empire.

They must not be that good at Civ, since this is the part when rebels start spawning and your advisors start sending increasingly worried messages your way.

“You may think that’s a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird.” youtu.be/sl9pTDK8PAk?...

“There’s this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it, and every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed.

The catharsis of winning a game up the next level after slightly switching up your strategy >>>

…how much more disarray can an organization be in