Alex Kelly
@alexjkelly.bsky.social
Socialist. Firefighter. Jesus enjoyer. Has never shitposted. All opinions came to me in a dream. Pronouns: he/him. Still stupid, no longer drunk. 30. DMs open.
Nerd: “tobacco is bad for you 🤓🤓🤓”
Me: “tobacco is yummy 😤”
Me: “tobacco is yummy 😤”
September 18, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Nerd: “tobacco is bad for you 🤓🤓🤓”
Me: “tobacco is yummy 😤”
Me: “tobacco is yummy 😤”
Person: I need mental healthcare
American psychiatrist: I’ll help you for a cartoon moneybag with a dollar bill sign printed on it
Canadian psychiatrist:
American psychiatrist: I’ll help you for a cartoon moneybag with a dollar bill sign printed on it
Canadian psychiatrist:
August 10, 2023 at 3:55 AM
Person: I need mental healthcare
American psychiatrist: I’ll help you for a cartoon moneybag with a dollar bill sign printed on it
Canadian psychiatrist:
American psychiatrist: I’ll help you for a cartoon moneybag with a dollar bill sign printed on it
Canadian psychiatrist:
That exact Garrus pic is my phone background
August 9, 2023 at 10:05 PM
That exact Garrus pic is my phone background
It has come to my attention that European women find America fuck yeah behavior hot
August 7, 2023 at 6:15 AM
It has come to my attention that European women find America fuck yeah behavior hot
Vaush be like “why not all three”
July 24, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Vaush be like “why not all three”
Overall and last magazine accuracy for today
July 17, 2023 at 8:13 PM
Overall and last magazine accuracy for today
The Helsingist cause cannot be contained to twitter alone
July 17, 2023 at 4:12 AM
The Helsingist cause cannot be contained to twitter alone