Alex Kelly
@alexjkelly.bsky.social
Socialist. Firefighter. Jesus enjoyer. Has never shitposted. All opinions came to me in a dream. Pronouns: he/him. Still stupid, no longer drunk. 30. DMs open.
Things you can do to counter fascism:
- Ride a bike to work
- Bake cupcakes
- Learn to wield malevolent supernatural forces against your enemies
- Start an art project
- Ride a bike to work
- Bake cupcakes
- Learn to wield malevolent supernatural forces against your enemies
- Start an art project
November 21, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Things you can do to counter fascism:
- Ride a bike to work
- Bake cupcakes
- Learn to wield malevolent supernatural forces against your enemies
- Start an art project
- Ride a bike to work
- Bake cupcakes
- Learn to wield malevolent supernatural forces against your enemies
- Start an art project
If Jesus isn’t white why is he literally a cracker
November 21, 2024 at 5:17 PM
If Jesus isn’t white why is he literally a cracker
I’m not the biggest fan of most modern separatist movements but an independent Khalistan would be pretty sikh
November 21, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I’m not the biggest fan of most modern separatist movements but an independent Khalistan would be pretty sikh
If you propose raising taxes one percent on people who own farms, conservatives will say that you’re an out of touch coastal elite who hates the people who grow your food. Meanwhile they want to kick half the people who actually grow your food out of the country
November 19, 2024 at 5:03 AM
If you propose raising taxes one percent on people who own farms, conservatives will say that you’re an out of touch coastal elite who hates the people who grow your food. Meanwhile they want to kick half the people who actually grow your food out of the country
I think if sodomy laws were brought back law enforcement would find out pretty quickly and decisively that a lot of people would rather kill and die than return to tyranny
November 17, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I think if sodomy laws were brought back law enforcement would find out pretty quickly and decisively that a lot of people would rather kill and die than return to tyranny
My belly feels like I’ve spent several full days drinking poison
September 24, 2023 at 12:10 AM
My belly feels like I’ve spent several full days drinking poison
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Greek myþs really make you wonder how many ancient greeks are bitter þeir life is shit bc þey killed a deer þat, in hindsight, was obviously artemis's
September 23, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Greek myþs really make you wonder how many ancient greeks are bitter þeir life is shit bc þey killed a deer þat, in hindsight, was obviously artemis's
I just spent “1.75L of pretty good whiskey money” just to get pretty drunk at the airport. Feel like I made it at a game I didn’t know I was playing
September 19, 2023 at 10:00 PM
I just spent “1.75L of pretty good whiskey money” just to get pretty drunk at the airport. Feel like I made it at a game I didn’t know I was playing
Nerd: “tobacco is bad for you 🤓🤓🤓”
Me: “tobacco is yummy 😤”
Me: “tobacco is yummy 😤”
September 18, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Nerd: “tobacco is bad for you 🤓🤓🤓”
Me: “tobacco is yummy 😤”
Me: “tobacco is yummy 😤”
Looks like this app will become useful again soon with twitter maybe becoming pay to use
September 18, 2023 at 10:50 PM
Looks like this app will become useful again soon with twitter maybe becoming pay to use
Made a discord server, 18+ only, reply if you want link
August 25, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Made a discord server, 18+ only, reply if you want link
Person: I need mental healthcare
American psychiatrist: I’ll help you for a cartoon moneybag with a dollar bill sign printed on it
Canadian psychiatrist:
American psychiatrist: I’ll help you for a cartoon moneybag with a dollar bill sign printed on it
Canadian psychiatrist:
August 10, 2023 at 3:55 AM
Person: I need mental healthcare
American psychiatrist: I’ll help you for a cartoon moneybag with a dollar bill sign printed on it
Canadian psychiatrist:
American psychiatrist: I’ll help you for a cartoon moneybag with a dollar bill sign printed on it
Canadian psychiatrist:
As a Vowsh enjoyer I must side with Chairman Ken’s revolutionary equestrian state
August 10, 2023 at 3:52 AM
As a Vowsh enjoyer I must side with Chairman Ken’s revolutionary equestrian state
It has come to my attention that European women find America fuck yeah behavior hot
August 7, 2023 at 6:15 AM
It has come to my attention that European women find America fuck yeah behavior hot
Im like that short fella from the incest show except instead of drinking and knowing things I drink and don’t know shit
August 7, 2023 at 6:14 AM
Im like that short fella from the incest show except instead of drinking and knowing things I drink and don’t know shit
Legalize crack (and I guess other drugs)
August 1, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Legalize crack (and I guess other drugs)
I try not to talk too much like streamers I like but I might have to integrate “for pleasure and for profit, bitch!” to mean “enthusiastically” into my vocabulary after hearing it in a recent Vaush stream, that shit made me laugh hard as fuck
August 1, 2023 at 8:08 PM
I try not to talk too much like streamers I like but I might have to integrate “for pleasure and for profit, bitch!” to mean “enthusiastically” into my vocabulary after hearing it in a recent Vaush stream, that shit made me laugh hard as fuck
It’s good we invented sinks because otherwise you’d have to use the toilet water to wash your hands after shitting
August 1, 2023 at 8:06 PM
It’s good we invented sinks because otherwise you’d have to use the toilet water to wash your hands after shitting
Southerners flying confederate flags are either evil or dipshits who bought into childhood propaganda. Yankees flying it are just evil
July 27, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Southerners flying confederate flags are either evil or dipshits who bought into childhood propaganda. Yankees flying it are just evil
I got to flow big water stick today pssssssh
July 25, 2023 at 7:29 PM
I got to flow big water stick today pssssssh
The mafia killed JFK
July 25, 2023 at 3:30 AM
The mafia killed JFK
Vaush be like “why not all three”
July 24, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Vaush be like “why not all three”
Texas is bad game design. Huge open world with nothing to do between major cities. Would be a better game if it was smaller but more dense
July 23, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Texas is bad game design. Huge open world with nothing to do between major cities. Would be a better game if it was smaller but more dense