I can never have a significant other. I've gotten too good at making the perfect amount of noodles for one person.

My anxiety is great for my imagination, but my imagination is not great for my anxiety.

Tina Belcher was so real for that erotic friend fiction.

"You know, one thing I've realized as I've gotten older... It's not the mistakes that define us. It's the choices that we make afterward that do."- Olivia Benson [S26E12]

"Just so you know, these are so good I did real parallel parking for this."

I hope the woman who owns this local bakery/tea place knows just how much of a compliment that is 😂 Their ham & goat cheese wraps are delicious.

Some people's hearts are so cold they could stop the melting of the ice caps.

I've learned being a "high school mean girl" wasn't just a phase for some people.

How about Mariska Hagitay kicking ass in an R-rated Liam Neeson-style action picture? I'd go see that.

just by the way, trans women will 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 be included when i’m referring to women or the girls

It feels like a cruel joke that MLK Jr. Day and Inauguration Day fell on the same day this year.

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚

Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

People whose cats aren't interested in their plants are lucky.