🌸alexis🌸
@alexisparade.bsky.social
isaac’s therapist has finally got him reading a book about autism and ten pages in he was like hey………………….u should probably read this too
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
isaac’s therapist has finally got him reading a book about autism and ten pages in he was like hey………………….u should probably read this too
found out a seemingly normal woman i know has a grandpa tiktok where she farms her grandpa for video content and that’s enough to make her the most fucked up person in my life
October 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
found out a seemingly normal woman i know has a grandpa tiktok where she farms her grandpa for video content and that’s enough to make her the most fucked up person in my life
bought hinge grease. finally experiencing the mundane genuine adult AWE over a suddenly quiet door. wanna call my mom about this
October 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
bought hinge grease. finally experiencing the mundane genuine adult AWE over a suddenly quiet door. wanna call my mom about this
isaac: wanna see something awful? magic’s weird secret lair cash grab is doing a set of that guy from the office
me: thank god it’s never anything i actually like because i feel like that could actually work on me. like what if it was frasier. hold on what’s tha
me: thank god it’s never anything i actually like because i feel like that could actually work on me. like what if it was frasier. hold on what’s tha
October 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
isaac: wanna see something awful? magic’s weird secret lair cash grab is doing a set of that guy from the office
me: thank god it’s never anything i actually like because i feel like that could actually work on me. like what if it was frasier. hold on what’s tha
me: thank god it’s never anything i actually like because i feel like that could actually work on me. like what if it was frasier. hold on what’s tha
the one other person in my imprv practice group who’s not a cishet dude keeps signing us up for queer/femme comedy nights without giving anyone a heads up and no one seems to understand why we are bombing at events w/ titles like “Bitch Manor”
September 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the one other person in my imprv practice group who’s not a cishet dude keeps signing us up for queer/femme comedy nights without giving anyone a heads up and no one seems to understand why we are bombing at events w/ titles like “Bitch Manor”
trying to figure out where yaoi seth fits on the pink bookshelf
July 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
trying to figure out where yaoi seth fits on the pink bookshelf
i looked up the tezuka buddha manga bcuz Isaac’s always been disappointed he doesn’t have the complete set, and 1.) he’ll continue to be disappointed 2.) HUGE lmao that this was the ONLY manga he read as a kid bcuz his hippie dad got it for him and his brother when they were 9 and 11 years old
July 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i looked up the tezuka buddha manga bcuz Isaac’s always been disappointed he doesn’t have the complete set, and 1.) he’ll continue to be disappointed 2.) HUGE lmao that this was the ONLY manga he read as a kid bcuz his hippie dad got it for him and his brother when they were 9 and 11 years old
wayyyyy too proud of my office lighting/streamer green screen/ipad as a camera monitor iphone selfie headshot. i KNOW ur not supposed to wear heavy makeup for acting headshots but i just wanted a photo that actually looks like me to use for shows
July 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
wayyyyy too proud of my office lighting/streamer green screen/ipad as a camera monitor iphone selfie headshot. i KNOW ur not supposed to wear heavy makeup for acting headshots but i just wanted a photo that actually looks like me to use for shows
coach: let’s expand on the type of gifts we’re giving our teammate misa. try one where she’s NOT ur idiot wife
L: kira would disregard the established reality of my initiation, undermining his scene partner for a cheap laugh…Honey, I’m home
light: (doing sloppy object work) sir this is a WENDY’S??
L: kira would disregard the established reality of my initiation, undermining his scene partner for a cheap laugh…Honey, I’m home
light: (doing sloppy object work) sir this is a WENDY’S??
June 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
coach: let’s expand on the type of gifts we’re giving our teammate misa. try one where she’s NOT ur idiot wife
L: kira would disregard the established reality of my initiation, undermining his scene partner for a cheap laugh…Honey, I’m home
light: (doing sloppy object work) sir this is a WENDY’S??
L: kira would disregard the established reality of my initiation, undermining his scene partner for a cheap laugh…Honey, I’m home
light: (doing sloppy object work) sir this is a WENDY’S??
youtu.be/sGFIeXduZlI?... hell yeah
Shinji & Kaworu - Vincent (AMV)
YouTube video by Extraterrestrial Elephant
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June 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
youtu.be/sGFIeXduZlI?... hell yeah
~25yo woman talking about how d&d seems like it’s going to culturally be the next catan, like how settlers of catan was the last big board game phenomenon. what is her life like
June 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
~25yo woman talking about how d&d seems like it’s going to culturally be the next catan, like how settlers of catan was the last big board game phenomenon. what is her life like
(trying really hard not to kill myself voice) had my first acting audition today…what the fuck am i doing here
June 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
(trying really hard not to kill myself voice) had my first acting audition today…what the fuck am i doing here
this shirt is very funny and the moment I bought it i was like, well. literally never gonna wear this in public
June 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
this shirt is very funny and the moment I bought it i was like, well. literally never gonna wear this in public
me and isaac are starting to panic as death stranding 2 gets closer and we have to start genuinely weighing whether to buy a ps5
June 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
me and isaac are starting to panic as death stranding 2 gets closer and we have to start genuinely weighing whether to buy a ps5
got my first ever headshots back this week
May 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
got my first ever headshots back this week
marie antoinette and marie-joseph sanson from shin-ichi sakamoto’s manga Innocent are soooo lady maria/the doll and also zelda/midna to me personally. it’s not for everyone but i LOVEDDDD this series
April 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
marie antoinette and marie-joseph sanson from shin-ichi sakamoto’s manga Innocent are soooo lady maria/the doll and also zelda/midna to me personally. it’s not for everyone but i LOVEDDDD this series
marina i love u but “do people still say yolo” i need u to start reading books or something
April 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
marina i love u but “do people still say yolo” i need u to start reading books or something
isaac and i have been “playing”(reading) umineko and we just got to the laser sword?? scene??? in chapter 2. i need someone to tell me this game is worth potentially 100 more hours
March 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
isaac and i have been “playing”(reading) umineko and we just got to the laser sword?? scene??? in chapter 2. i need someone to tell me this game is worth potentially 100 more hours
18yos watching severance are fucking me up. “why is no one talking about this??” u mean the surface level text????
March 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
18yos watching severance are fucking me up. “why is no one talking about this??” u mean the surface level text????
unfortunately the secret to making friends in your 30s is spend $400 a month on a hobby
March 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
unfortunately the secret to making friends in your 30s is spend $400 a month on a hobby
literally sooooo embarrassing that i didn’t OC-ify them ten years ago when i could’ve gotten away with it #tokyomewmew
February 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
literally sooooo embarrassing that i didn’t OC-ify them ten years ago when i could’ve gotten away with it #tokyomewmew
Bloom and Rage has the most authentically weird teen girls I’ve ever seen in a video game. i genuinely wanted to cry. soooooo good everyone please play it
February 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Bloom and Rage has the most authentically weird teen girls I’ve ever seen in a video game. i genuinely wanted to cry. soooooo good everyone please play it
season 1 of severance: wow this tv show is almost AS good as reading classic sci-fi :)
season 2 of severance: oh no this is Lost :)
season 2 of severance: oh no this is Lost :)
February 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
season 1 of severance: wow this tv show is almost AS good as reading classic sci-fi :)
season 2 of severance: oh no this is Lost :)
season 2 of severance: oh no this is Lost :)
every irrational “winning at therapy” feeling can be applied tenfold to improv. isaac will ask how practice went and i’m like great! i’m clearly getting WAY better at subconscious object work :) which just means today i pretended to put away groceries really good
February 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
every irrational “winning at therapy” feeling can be applied tenfold to improv. isaac will ask how practice went and i’m like great! i’m clearly getting WAY better at subconscious object work :) which just means today i pretended to put away groceries really good