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Me as a tour guide: George Washington's favorite horse was named Nelson 😃
Also me as a tour guide: Project 2025 has already accomplished almost 2/3 of its agenda to dismantle checks & balances, eliminate civil liberties, expand executive power, to create a religious dictatorship under one autocrat
Also me as a tour guide: Project 2025 has already accomplished almost 2/3 of its agenda to dismantle checks & balances, eliminate civil liberties, expand executive power, to create a religious dictatorship under one autocrat
"Good evening, American." Jeez, I knew his approval rating was low, but I didn't think it was THAT low #politics #USpolitics #isthatevenrealanymore #whatishappeningrightnow
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"Good evening, American." Jeez, I knew his approval rating was low, but I didn't think it was THAT low #politics #USpolitics #isthatevenrealanymore #whatishappeningrightnow
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
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Jon reacts to the House’s overwhelming Epstein vote. Plus, he welcomes New Jersey Governor-elect Mikie Sherrill and Virginia Governor-elect Abigail Spanberger. New pod tomorrow!
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Jon reacts to the House’s overwhelming Epstein vote. Plus, he welcomes New Jersey Governor-elect Mikie Sherrill and Virginia Governor-elect Abigail Spanberger. New pod tomorrow!
You know who doesn't get enough credit as a great horror director? Steven Spielberg. In Poltergeist, a dude rips his whole face off and we never talk about how great that was
October 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You know who doesn't get enough credit as a great horror director? Steven Spielberg. In Poltergeist, a dude rips his whole face off and we never talk about how great that was
Speaker Johnson calling Kirk a "good friend" who "loved his fellow man" tells you everything you need to know about how deeply out of touch he is or just doesn't care about the country
September 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Speaker Johnson calling Kirk a "good friend" who "loved his fellow man" tells you everything you need to know about how deeply out of touch he is or just doesn't care about the country
EXCUSE ME.
The Night Vale tabletop RPG is out today! Make a character. Do an adventure. You're in Night Vale now.
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September 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
EXCUSE ME.
TSA: (stops machine to look closer at my bag x-ray)
Me: (direct eye-contact, daring them)
TSA: (chooses to ignore the dildo in my backpack) have a nice day
Me: you know I will
Me: (direct eye-contact, daring them)
TSA: (chooses to ignore the dildo in my backpack) have a nice day
Me: you know I will
September 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
TSA: (stops machine to look closer at my bag x-ray)
Me: (direct eye-contact, daring them)
TSA: (chooses to ignore the dildo in my backpack) have a nice day
Me: you know I will
Me: (direct eye-contact, daring them)
TSA: (chooses to ignore the dildo in my backpack) have a nice day
Me: you know I will
Me when I'm getting my nails done and the frightened nail tech asks for the 12th time if I want 'more sharp':
a close up of a person 's hand holding a gun in a dark room .
ALT: a close up of a person 's hand holding a gun in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
#LAtoVegas deserved a 2nd season. Great show. Phenomenal casting. So much lost potential. Could have been the next Superstore. As a frequent flyer, I see so many unsung heroes like Ronnies & Bernards.
September 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
#LAtoVegas deserved a 2nd season. Great show. Phenomenal casting. So much lost potential. Could have been the next Superstore. As a frequent flyer, I see so many unsung heroes like Ronnies & Bernards.
Just discovered #DarkWinds on streaming. Once again, #AMC is forcing me to sexualize an old man.
August 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Just discovered #DarkWinds on streaming. Once again, #AMC is forcing me to sexualize an old man.
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Me when I'm getting my nails done and the frightened nail tech asks for the 12th time if I want 'more sharp':
a close up of a person 's hand holding a gun in a dark room .
ALT: a close up of a person 's hand holding a gun in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Me when I'm getting my nails done and the frightened nail tech asks for the 12th time if I want 'more sharp':
You other Beatles can't deny. When a guy walks in with a itty bitty face in a jar by the door you get SPRUNG
August 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You other Beatles can't deny. When a guy walks in with a itty bitty face in a jar by the door you get SPRUNG
Los Angeles Pokemon, name it Sepulveda
August 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Los Angeles Pokemon, name it Sepulveda
Taking my adhd medication. Call that my Limitless Pill.
June 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Taking my adhd medication. Call that my Limitless Pill.
I'm not a big fan of these Disney live action remakes BUT I'd love to see them do Pocahontas right now.
Can you imagine the song 'Savages' in today's political climate?
Can you imagine the song 'Savages' in today's political climate?
June 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I'm not a big fan of these Disney live action remakes BUT I'd love to see them do Pocahontas right now.
Can you imagine the song 'Savages' in today's political climate?
Can you imagine the song 'Savages' in today's political climate?
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Why call it “romantasy” when “fantasmut” was RIGHT THERE?
May 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Why call it “romantasy” when “fantasmut” was RIGHT THERE?
@titonka.bsky.social there's no #nprpoliticspocast bluesky account yet so you have to tell Sarah, Franco, and Dominic the latest episode title reads like a IASIP title card
May 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@titonka.bsky.social there's no #nprpoliticspocast bluesky account yet so you have to tell Sarah, Franco, and Dominic the latest episode title reads like a IASIP title card
She was in the middle of criticizing the Biden admin, and even her brain was like, "That's enough of that," and turned off on live television.
May 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
She was in the middle of criticizing the Biden admin, and even her brain was like, "That's enough of that," and turned off on live television.
#LibrarianofCongress deserved better. I'm glad the docents made fucking sure we knew her name before we left yesterday.
May 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
#LibrarianofCongress deserved better. I'm glad the docents made fucking sure we knew her name before we left yesterday.
Not me making sure to keep my passport updated, set aside money for a one-way flight to Italy, and memorize the legal steps for declaring refugee status in Italy. Not me making sure my cousins in Italy have space for me, in case US politics get worse
May 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Not me making sure to keep my passport updated, set aside money for a one-way flight to Italy, and memorize the legal steps for declaring refugee status in Italy. Not me making sure my cousins in Italy have space for me, in case US politics get worse
Me as a tour guide: George Washington's favorite horse was named Nelson 😃
Also me as a tour guide: Project 2025 has already accomplished almost 2/3 of its agenda to dismantle checks & balances, eliminate civil liberties, expand executive power, to create a religious dictatorship under one autocrat
Also me as a tour guide: Project 2025 has already accomplished almost 2/3 of its agenda to dismantle checks & balances, eliminate civil liberties, expand executive power, to create a religious dictatorship under one autocrat
May 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Me as a tour guide: George Washington's favorite horse was named Nelson 😃
Also me as a tour guide: Project 2025 has already accomplished almost 2/3 of its agenda to dismantle checks & balances, eliminate civil liberties, expand executive power, to create a religious dictatorship under one autocrat
Also me as a tour guide: Project 2025 has already accomplished almost 2/3 of its agenda to dismantle checks & balances, eliminate civil liberties, expand executive power, to create a religious dictatorship under one autocrat
Couch fucker and Pope killer, not a great image for JD Vance
April 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Couch fucker and Pope killer, not a great image for JD Vance