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alex g
@alexgioulakis.bsky.social
carlsbad, ca | mom of 2 | gardening | tired | screenwriter

co-wrote mcveigh (comes out march 21st) and my baby was up all night i’m so tired i hate when they grow molars watch my movie please

usda zone 10a | sunset western zone 24
I hope christmas tree lots are prepared for only selling 6-7’ trees this year
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When the weather’s nice and my husband is on a work trip, I feed them dinner in the wagon and we walk to the beach. I love the wagon so much! Yes, the older could just walk but being a mile from home when a 5 yr old decides their legs dont work anymore…
October 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Big respect to legoland for letting the white house lawn go to absolute shit.
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
IT HAPPENED AGAIN!
Me: older kid had me up until 9:30pm last night, baby was up from 10:45-11:45pm and then up for good at 5:45am, i have been solo parenting for 2 weeks straight, an absolute mess/wreck of a human
Him (a gen z named charles): yes, her vibes are certainly alyx and not alex
September 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Cursed cabinets
August 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ok my dude
August 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Got some carrots today and turns out 2nd kid likes them as much as the first 🐰
July 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What does one do with this much chard?
July 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
❤️&🦕
June 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Older’s first protest today and she made her own sign 👍🏼❤️🦕
June 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Definitely me
June 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Absolute chaos world we live in that the barista defaulted spelling alex as alyx
May 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There’s a documentary about him but i cant find it anywhere! My 5 yr old asks about it constantly!
May 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Got my first tomato yesterday!!

I know, i know. (Zone 10a)
May 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Our fridge is fully in her princess era thanks to the 5 yr old
April 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Carrots!!
April 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My little plot at the community garden is doing really well, but gardening with a 15 month old is very hard!
April 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is also something that gives me immense joy, a taylor swift collage made by the 5 yr old
February 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Closer to idiocracy everyday
February 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Closer to idiocracy everyday
February 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 5:53 PM