Thank God we have our priorities straight

Intrusive thought: what if the driver, sleep-deprived and in a mad rush to keep his algorithmically-computed wages above starvation levels, makes one bad move and we careen into a ditch? As the life drains out of my mangled body, pinned in the back of the car, I’ll still be generating ad revenue

This is the video that introduced me to Mr. Malinowski's work. I'm a sucker for folk songs, so this arrangement by Johannes Brahms of a traditional German Volkslied, brought to life by countertenor Andreas Scholl, sure did win my heart www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Gk...

This fella, Stephen Malinowski, has been consistently publishing these super cool visualizations on YouTube for the past 20 years, as part of a project that first came to fruition on an Atari 800 in 1985. Every upload makes me smile. www.stephenmalinowski.com/index.html

I thought this might be a foolish mistake, but I’m not gonna lie, it was pretty fuckin tasty

When I was a teenager and had very little UK cultural context, hearing the name of this show infuriated me, because my brain just interpreted it as a sentence fragment.

Like, the doctor who *what?!* The Doctor Who Loved Me? The Doctor Who Got Away? The Doctor Who Was Thursday?

do they got grits tho

ngl ma cherie, ils étaient bangin

Bring back the FF2j Amano concept art chocobo

Goddamn this makes me miss the ol’ jitbo. I can’t tell you how many sausage biscuits and breakfast burritos I crushed in the wee hours after 1am. I can still feel the grease on my fingertips

[self-aggrandizing story told in the form of pithy, provocative statements, one sentence per paragraph, punctuated with emojis, concluding in some trite, empty moral]