Alex Forsythe
@alexforsythe.bsky.social
Whenever I interact with a server who’s a trans woman, the old-Southern-man part of my brain tries to convince me that casually calling her “hon” would be very progressive and gender-affirming of me, and then I have to gently remind that part of me that a weird-old-man ally is still a weird old man
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Whenever I interact with a server who’s a trans woman, the old-Southern-man part of my brain tries to convince me that casually calling her “hon” would be very progressive and gender-affirming of me, and then I have to gently remind that part of me that a weird-old-man ally is still a weird old man
I’m in an Uber on a dark, rainy morning, hurtling toward the airport on slick, misty roads, in a world where tablet computers are such a cheap commodity that there’s a screen attached to the headrest in front of me, serving really bright ads into my eyeballs for the benefit of Uber shareholders
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I’m in an Uber on a dark, rainy morning, hurtling toward the airport on slick, misty roads, in a world where tablet computers are such a cheap commodity that there’s a screen attached to the headrest in front of me, serving really bright ads into my eyeballs for the benefit of Uber shareholders
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"Nobody to challenge me. Nobody to exclude me. Nobody to trap me with expectation or accountability. Nobody to disappoint me. Nobody to disappoint. Nobody to make me feel shame or guilt. Nobody to tell me 'no'. No one. No one."
They're selling you their own dreams, and it's the saddest grift.
They're selling you their own dreams, and it's the saddest grift.
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
"Nobody to challenge me. Nobody to exclude me. Nobody to trap me with expectation or accountability. Nobody to disappoint me. Nobody to disappoint. Nobody to make me feel shame or guilt. Nobody to tell me 'no'. No one. No one."
They're selling you their own dreams, and it's the saddest grift.
They're selling you their own dreams, and it's the saddest grift.
love me some old-time music www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AG...
IT AINT GONNA GO AWAY - ODE TO THE EPSTEIN FILES
YouTube video by Cathy Fink Marcy Marxer
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November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
love me some old-time music www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AG...
Yeah, I eat phở:
- Pig
- buttHoles
- Ởver leftover broth
- Pig
- buttHoles
- Ởver leftover broth
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Yeah, I eat phở:
- Pig
- buttHoles
- Ởver leftover broth
- Pig
- buttHoles
- Ởver leftover broth
I had a dream that Al Jolson died, and I felt conflicted about celebrating his life and legacy in the public sphere because most people just know him for being the single most famous blackface act in Hollywood history… but then I woke up and realized that Jolson has not, in fact, lived for 139 years
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I had a dream that Al Jolson died, and I felt conflicted about celebrating his life and legacy in the public sphere because most people just know him for being the single most famous blackface act in Hollywood history… but then I woke up and realized that Jolson has not, in fact, lived for 139 years
I've never been into Zachtronics-style games, and Kaizen has definitely been a slow burn, but it's hooked me. I'm so proud of my dogshit coffee-maker manufacturing process
October 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I've never been into Zachtronics-style games, and Kaizen has definitely been a slow burn, but it's hooked me. I'm so proud of my dogshit coffee-maker manufacturing process
Sometimes you’ve just got to enjoy the seasonal foods of your people
October 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sometimes you’ve just got to enjoy the seasonal foods of your people
Québécois banger of the week: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ2d...
Ariane Roy et Lou-Adriane Cassidy - Fille à porter
YouTube video by Ariane Roy
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October 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Québécois banger of the week: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ2d...
🇫🇷 Culture shock upon visiting France: damn, so many people still smoke here, don’t they realize how addictive and harmful cigarettes are
🇺🇸 Culture shock upon returning to the US: holy shit why are children walking around drinking 20oz bottles of soda with 65g of sugar per serving
🇺🇸 Culture shock upon returning to the US: holy shit why are children walking around drinking 20oz bottles of soda with 65g of sugar per serving
September 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
🇫🇷 Culture shock upon visiting France: damn, so many people still smoke here, don’t they realize how addictive and harmful cigarettes are
🇺🇸 Culture shock upon returning to the US: holy shit why are children walking around drinking 20oz bottles of soda with 65g of sugar per serving
🇺🇸 Culture shock upon returning to the US: holy shit why are children walking around drinking 20oz bottles of soda with 65g of sugar per serving
The best thing I’ve eaten in Paris, no lie, is le Hot Dog à 16€
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September 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The best thing I’ve eaten in Paris, no lie, is le Hot Dog à 16€
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Paris: a story in one trash can
September 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Paris: a story in one trash can
This is what the internet is supposed to be youtu.be/_pO7BRNdJdc
Fujian Xiamen. John Peck
YouTube video by Jon Peck
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September 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is what the internet is supposed to be youtu.be/_pO7BRNdJdc
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Stop what you’re doing and watch these pro wrestling intros for FF Tactics jobs classes. 🤼 #wrestlesky
Found this fine gem this morning. Somebody made wrestling intros for a bunch of Final Fantasy Tactics jobs #fft #finalfantasy #finalfantasytactics youtu.be/eLsE29xvfpY
北米版FFT エキプロイヴァリース クロニクルズ ユニット紹介 vol 2
YouTube video by ガリ
youtu.be
September 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Stop what you’re doing and watch these pro wrestling intros for FF Tactics jobs classes. 🤼 #wrestlesky
This is almost as exciting as when my ‘98 Ford Escort rolled over to 100,000 miles
September 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is almost as exciting as when my ‘98 Ford Escort rolled over to 100,000 miles
I love this, all 7 minutes of it youtu.be/j9V504V7-9k
SNAKE EATER | METAL GEAR SOLID DELTA | MES
YouTube video by Mariachi Entertainment System (MES)
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August 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I love this, all 7 minutes of it youtu.be/j9V504V7-9k
This dude is the Lawrence Welk of our generation youtu.be/CGJrtALLUCU
I Got RANDOM NYC Singers & Musicians to JAM in Union Square
YouTube video by ARIatHOME
youtu.be
August 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This dude is the Lawrence Welk of our generation youtu.be/CGJrtALLUCU
I love a good 1980s Czechoslovak fever dream youtu.be/K-lXdx_ytSE
Hana Zagorová, Stanislav Hložek & Petr Kotvald - Spěchám (Queen of hearts) (1982)
YouTube video by Hana Zagorová neoficial
youtu.be
August 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I love a good 1980s Czechoslovak fever dream youtu.be/K-lXdx_ytSE
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Rod Mckuen Soldiers Who Want To Be Heroes (1971)
YouTube video by laug58
youtu.be
August 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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“Hail team well met” hasn’t caught on?
July 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
“Hail team well met” hasn’t caught on?
My new favorite bit of corporate jargon is “Hi team,” which is apparently a required salutation when posting a question or request to a large Slack channel. Variants include “Hey team,” “Hello team,” and “Hi team 👋”
July 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My new favorite bit of corporate jargon is “Hi team,” which is apparently a required salutation when posting a question or request to a large Slack channel. Variants include “Hey team,” “Hello team,” and “Hi team 👋”
I'm not going to stop posting my favorite French-Canadian pop songs on a weekly basis; you have been warned www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCCm...
Lisa LeBlanc - Pourquoi faire aujourd'hui (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Lisa LeBlanc
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July 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm not going to stop posting my favorite French-Canadian pop songs on a weekly basis; you have been warned www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCCm...
I love Kunio Okawara’s OG Gundam illustrations- they have such a campy, toy-commercial vibe, but they still hit the cool-as-hell 70s sci-fi nail right on the head
July 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I love Kunio Okawara’s OG Gundam illustrations- they have such a campy, toy-commercial vibe, but they still hit the cool-as-hell 70s sci-fi nail right on the head
Every time I hang up a shower curtain, I think of John Candy and smile
July 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Every time I hang up a shower curtain, I think of John Candy and smile