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Alex Ethridge
@alexethridge.bsky.social
Ex-Texan.

I love: My Midwestern college town, literary fiction, country music, liberal politics, feeding people, high-brow TV, hearing Spanish, watching sports, and outdoor adventures.

Will I ever stop calling them tweets?
I keep seeing TikToks of girls getting their Hinge dates to help them with their house projects and I'm proud to say it happened to me: A man helped me fix my garage door opener after a second date.
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What WON’T Taylor Swift do for the plot? How far is the bit gonna go??
August 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My grays are starting to catch the light big time - to color or not to color?!
August 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Summer’s not over until I say it is.
August 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Suburban sunsets have really been doing it for me lately.
August 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My most conservative opinion is that football is good, actually.

This tweet is brought to you by the absolute propaganda that is Any Given Saturday on Netflix.

They don’t even feature Mizzou but I’m so pumped for the season.
August 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Everyone says dating in 2025 sucks, but a 6'2" man just made me a very good playlist for my morning called "por vousss" (for you in French), so you know. It's not all bad.

It's probably not love, but it's not NOT fun.
August 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Really thoughtful stuff happening on this app. Really makes you think!!
May 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This app is hell, too, just in a different way than the others.
🤬😡🤬

💙✊💙✌️💙🦋💙
May 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is indeed what it’s like to be a woman.
I love trying to lose weight because I work out super hard and track all my macros and lose 5 pounds in roughly one year and then spend one week not doing that and dare to eat like a slice of cake and some pizza and surprise!!!! It’s back!!!
May 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I kinda feel like journaling in a coffee shop for a while before my next thing, but I just finished a journal...and I can't exactly start a new journal in a public place...like how embarrassing.

"Oh, she's a REAL BIG journaler - day 1, here she goes!!" 🤣
May 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The cheapest one.
What is the best olive oil? We researched over 40 bottles and spoke with a trained olive oil taster: nyti.ms/3GOyCTP
May 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Dumb question: What are we using to get actual gunk off our kitchen counters? Cause Mrs. Meyer’s is not cutting it.
May 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh wow, this is me.
Talked my therapist into seeing Sinners, so I think I'm using my time correctly?
May 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Makeup off, skin care, teeth brushing, flossing, contacts out - it’s too MUCH.
May 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If I’m gonna be going through a colossal breakup right now, the least my therapist could do is come back from her months-long leave of absence.
May 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Broke up with my boyfriend of 7 years last night. I’m 33.

Big yikes! Ask me anything.
May 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The change in time signature from 4/4 to 3/4 combined with a badass chord progression is the reason the pre chorus in Goodbye Earl by the Chicks is soooooo satisfying to sing.

These lines, you know the ones: (1/2)
April 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If it weren’t for Love on the Spectrum, I would be more tempted to think that autism is an epidemic that needs remedied - a problem worth getting to the bottom. How wrong I would be!!!
April 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I fear the Turnpike Troubadours will never be able to top their 2017 album A Long Way From Your Heart. Is this what getting older feels like? You keep a running list of things past their prime??
two men are sitting on a couch with a caption that says ma 'am
ALT: two men are sitting on a couch with a caption that says ma 'am
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April 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Any Columbia people know what’s going on at Cosmo Park?
April 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Pari on Love on the Spectrum is the biggest delight in my life right now.
April 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m watching the Prince of Egypt on peacock and hear me out:
April 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I wrote a little bit about the Left's outsized reaction to Morgan Wallen being rude on Saturday Night Live. I'm begging my fellow liberals to get a grip.
Morgan Wallen and the Left's self-fulfilling prophecy
People can feel it when you hate them.
open.substack.com
April 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It’s my goal in 2025 to be cringe, but free.

This Substack is where I’ll document that journey. (Along with book recs, nature photos, bad poems and whatever else I feel like writing about.) Follow along if you’d like!

open.substack.com/pub/funandga...
Actually, it is all fun and games
A substack inspiring you to play a little more.
open.substack.com
March 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM