Alex Eliasof
@alexeliasof.bsky.social
Career .314 hitter versus lefties at night. PhD in Wumbology. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
We're living in an episode of Parks and Rec and Jeremy Jamm is calling the shots
March 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
We're living in an episode of Parks and Rec and Jeremy Jamm is calling the shots
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happy ides of March, the time when we celebrate a Senator stabbing you in the back
March 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
happy ides of March, the time when we celebrate a Senator stabbing you in the back
How in the world did he just walk off after that...
After a brutal 2024 Bobby Miller just took the mound for the first time in 2025.
He was smoked in the face by a 106 mph line drive off the bat of Michael Busch.
Walked off under his own power with a welt on his forehead.
He was smoked in the face by a 106 mph line drive off the bat of Michael Busch.
Walked off under his own power with a welt on his forehead.
February 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
How in the world did he just walk off after that...
Get your vaccines while you still can folks
February 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Get your vaccines while you still can folks
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But seriously can we talk about the price of eggs?
February 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
But seriously can we talk about the price of eggs?
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Someone appears to have restocked the coffee in the Senate Democratic caucus break room
February 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Someone appears to have restocked the coffee in the Senate Democratic caucus break room
The bungling of the Saquon situation will be the Giants’ “Ruth to the Yankees for $100,000” label that they’ll have to wear forever. And they’ll deserve it.
January 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The bungling of the Saquon situation will be the Giants’ “Ruth to the Yankees for $100,000” label that they’ll have to wear forever. And they’ll deserve it.
Challengers score was not good. The Oscars got it right.
January 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Challengers score was not good. The Oscars got it right.
Reboots never do well
The television ratings for Donald Trump's second inauguration dropped 27% from Joe Biden's in 2021 and were nearly 20% lower than Trump's first swearing-in in 2017.
Trump’s Inauguration Ratings Down Bigly From Biden’s
The television ratings for President Donald Trump's second inauguration are in, and they dropped 27% from President Joe Biden's in 2021 and were nearly 20% lower than Trump's first swearing-in in 2017...
www.mediaite.com
January 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Reboots never do well
If you as a writer can’t bring yourself to vote for the steroid guys because they cheated, you should also not vote for Carlos Beltran who helped orchestrate the game’s biggest cheating scandal in a century. That simple.
From @theathletic.bsky.social: Ichiro Suzuki, CC Sabathia and Billy Wagner were elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame, while Carlos Beltrán narrowly missed.
Ichiro Suzuki, CC Sabathia and Billy Wagner elected to Baseball Hall of Fame
The trio will join Dave Parker and Dick Allen as the Class of 2025 in Cooperstown this summer.
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If you as a writer can’t bring yourself to vote for the steroid guys because they cheated, you should also not vote for Carlos Beltran who helped orchestrate the game’s biggest cheating scandal in a century. That simple.
Writers who just want attention and don’t vote for players who obviously deserve it should have to walk barefoot down a hallway filled with legos
Ichiro Suzuki missed becoming a unanimous @baseballhall.org by one vote. He received 99.7 percent of the vote. CC Sabathia and Billy Wagner are elected as well. A great day for baseball.
January 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Writers who just want attention and don’t vote for players who obviously deserve it should have to walk barefoot down a hallway filled with legos
There was a ten second window upon receiving this push notification, but before having seen a photo, where I thought I was somehow unaware that Ann Perkins was running MSNBC all this time.
Breaking News: Rashida Jones, the president of MSNBC, is stepping down, the company said, a major change at the network just days before President-elect Donald Trump takes office.
Rashida Jones, MSNBC President, Steps Down
Rebecca Kutler, senior vice president of content strategy at MSNBC, will succeed Ms. Jones as interim president.
www.nytimes.com
January 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
There was a ten second window upon receiving this push notification, but before having seen a photo, where I thought I was somehow unaware that Ann Perkins was running MSNBC all this time.
I’ve watched too many high profile Penn State football games to have expected this to have gone any other way
January 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I’ve watched too many high profile Penn State football games to have expected this to have gone any other way
Ah those fun moments where the court pretends to be a legitimate entity
🚨BREAKING: In a 5-4 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court REJECTED Donald Trump's motion to block his criminal sentencing in New York.
January 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Ah those fun moments where the court pretends to be a legitimate entity
The location of a wildfire feels like the kind of thing that should not be behind a paywall @nytimes.com
January 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The location of a wildfire feels like the kind of thing that should not be behind a paywall @nytimes.com
Penn State is nothing if not a women’s volleyball school 💪
December 22, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Penn State is nothing if not a women’s volleyball school 💪
The Yanks better take every cent they intended on spending on Soto and fix every hole on this roster
December 9, 2024 at 3:16 AM
The Yanks better take every cent they intended on spending on Soto and fix every hole on this roster
Look I’ll never be the guy who blames a game on the refs. Oregon is playing a great game and PSU is looking rough around the edges. But there have been some brutal missed calls that are going one way and one way only in this game.
December 8, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Look I’ll never be the guy who blames a game on the refs. Oregon is playing a great game and PSU is looking rough around the edges. But there have been some brutal missed calls that are going one way and one way only in this game.
The Dodgers are the Yankees now
NEWS: Two-time Cy Young winner Blake Snell is signing a five-year, $182 million deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers, sources confirm to The Athletic.
November 27, 2024 at 4:11 AM
The Dodgers are the Yankees now