Politics aside talking to trees is great

I got this text the other day

I went to the protest and all I got was this sickass shiny Rayquaza

Baby pukeko. Get a cassowary in the House whip position

Damn (found on Reddit)

Having reviewed other 80's rock classic lyrics, I am reminded that I have at least twice, for friends, done dramatic readings of the band The Cult's song, "Rain." You don't even have to be naturally funny, as I am! You just have to read it, really slowly, without smiling!

"Anyway, that's why I think the show doesn't get good until the premiere of Season 2, Man of Science, Man of Faith. Now, of course as we discussed, Desmond is both my favorite and therefore the most important character on the--"

Ah yes that small town of a-neighborhood-in-Los-Angeles,-and-not-like-Hawthorne-or-something-far-away-from-the-center-but-fucking-Venice-Beach

By Nirvana? Fuck you Google

You don’t even need two different artists

Just write 10 to 8 this is not a scavenger hunt

I was so certain I had hallucinated this show