Hahahaha

OMG. Amazing. Except I went down a rabbit hole of "parietal eye" biology and the Internet said "you have visited this page several times" .

That's not enough. SAY MORE ANIMAL FACTS ABOUT NEW ZEALAND. This is gold. When DID the Mãori arrive? Were their lizards and that?

I got diagnosed with combined/absolute legend/mentalist, which I found unprofessional.

Thanks for the heads up. This is (to be fair) already part of the diagnostic process. Severity is more aligned to frequency of symptoms than people realise. They always try life interventions before meds. It is getting worse though.

I've never been so insulted! Oh wait, I've just looked it up. And across.

That IS fair.

Ha! Amazing. Also valuable.

Now that IS a good science question. I imagine he won't risk anything if all the teams after him can spark a new contract conversation.

Oh awesome. I've missed your football posts. I really struggle with the balance between needing to talk about football and the awful, nightmarish cockwomblers who often talk about football on the other sites.

#football. Like that?

Also...I mean Soccer if you're American. I like the word Soccer.