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Alex Calz
@alexcalestini.bsky.social
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Why is #thetraitorsus giving a stalker abuser a platform 👀👀👀
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Why are some boomers so miserable? Like do you really need to be sighing behind me in the pharmacy line loud enough for the whole store to hear you? You’re doing too much
May 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I knew putting my dog down was going to suck but I feel like it literally broke a part of my soul. This is my first major pet loss and I am crashing out besties.
April 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
These women on #loveisblind are standing 10 toes down against these awful men and I love to see it! Casting needs to do better for our girls 💁🏻‍♀️
March 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ok so if there’s no dept of ed then why do I need to pay my student loans? Please explain to me like I’m 5
March 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Realizing that it’s not my job to regulate everyone’s emotions around me has been so freeing let me tell you
February 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Joey fits in perfectly with Monica’s family this is too cute 🥹 #loveisblind
February 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I just feel like BB Danielle Reyes and Traitors Danielle Reyes are two totally different people, you know? Traitors Danielle? We don’t know her, don’t claim her. BB Danielle? ESPECIALLY BB3 Danielle? An icon. A legend. Like what HAPPENED where did we lose the plot? #thetraitors
February 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Get Tom and Delores both out of here with these burn votes I’m TIRED #thetraitors
February 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Madison doesn’t need Alex, Madison needs a therapist #loveisblind
February 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Reposted by Alex Calz
Yeah well I’m imposing tariffs on your MOM
February 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Doechii making me cry with her #grammys speech OKAY
February 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My mom trying to make me feel guilty: “remember when I carried you in my belly for 9 months?”
Me: “you could have exercised your right to choose, it would have saved me a lot of money”
February 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The hibachi chef told me to make eye contact with him while he squirted sake into my mouth. Should I ask him what we are?
February 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Welcome to the show 🤌🏼
January 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM