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alex
@alexcactus.bsky.social
i’m very fond of silly creatures - he/him
snapple apple
March 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i’ll be invincible in 112 days (no boobs)
February 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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an unelected billionaire storming into US agencies, installing his unqualified and unapproved lackeys, purging civil servants, seizing access to sensitive data and payments, unilaterally eliminating federal agencies: fine

identifying the lackeys: illegal
February 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
8:30 and i’m snug as a bug in a rug rn. goodnight 😊
February 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
need to start following people on here so that i don’t slowly kms via twitter
January 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
theonion.com/insurance-co...
December 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
physics final tomorrow. i don’t know what a quantum particle is. am i cooked?
December 11, 2024 at 4:44 AM
need to start moving to this app. literally everyone is a nazi on twitter
November 28, 2024 at 2:26 PM
meowwwwwwww
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM