Alex B
@alexbuchanan.bsky.social
I’m not actually a dog but his photos are much cuter. Occasionally I write stuff.
I know they are all evil, planet destroyers etc but I quite like that Amazon’s AI Rufus has been designed purely to sell you stuff and does not give a shit about trying to flatter you or keep the conversation going like chat gpt does.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I know they are all evil, planet destroyers etc but I quite like that Amazon’s AI Rufus has been designed purely to sell you stuff and does not give a shit about trying to flatter you or keep the conversation going like chat gpt does.
We need analysis on the level of the children’s book about a bear who is no longer wearing a little hat.
October 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
We need analysis on the level of the children’s book about a bear who is no longer wearing a little hat.
Spotted at Tesco. I guess these are designed to hold a… booquet?
October 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Spotted at Tesco. I guess these are designed to hold a… booquet?
Me: I have no interest in what any British columnist has to say.
Also me:
Also me:
September 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Me: I have no interest in what any British columnist has to say.
Also me:
Also me:
The world waits to see what Trump gets conned/bribed into this time.
August 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The world waits to see what Trump gets conned/bribed into this time.
We took our (sadly departed) dog to obedience training as a puppy. In one session the trainer looked round sternly at us all and said ‘Any one of these dogs would be able to seriously injure a small child…’ then paused and added ‘Maybe not Winston.’
July 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
We took our (sadly departed) dog to obedience training as a puppy. In one session the trainer looked round sternly at us all and said ‘Any one of these dogs would be able to seriously injure a small child…’ then paused and added ‘Maybe not Winston.’
I feel like he may have slightly misunderstood Bond’s relationship with Russia.
July 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I feel like he may have slightly misunderstood Bond’s relationship with Russia.
I was actually looking for ‘in with a shout’ but good try AI, have a sticker or something.
July 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I was actually looking for ‘in with a shout’ but good try AI, have a sticker or something.
I have to assume the original word was pisstaker and it got autocorrected.
June 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I have to assume the original word was pisstaker and it got autocorrected.
Ok well i don’t think I’ll be buying this fitness tracker given this is photo 2 of the product…
May 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ok well i don’t think I’ll be buying this fitness tracker given this is photo 2 of the product…
My local park is installing one of those benches for spies to have a conversation while pretending not to.
May 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My local park is installing one of those benches for spies to have a conversation while pretending not to.
Said goodbye to this old man today. Knowing it’s coming doesn’t make it feel any easier. I hope wherever he is now they feed him on time. ❤️
May 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Said goodbye to this old man today. Knowing it’s coming doesn’t make it feel any easier. I hope wherever he is now they feed him on time. ❤️
A perfect opportunity to wheel this out again!
May 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
A perfect opportunity to wheel this out again!
@davegorman.bsky.social used to have a section about this on his podcast. I seem to remember there was much controversy when ‘Halal, is it meat your looking for’ was knocked of its spot by ‘Pat Butchers’
Also here’s another one for you I spotted.
Also here’s another one for you I spotted.
April 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
@davegorman.bsky.social used to have a section about this on his podcast. I seem to remember there was much controversy when ‘Halal, is it meat your looking for’ was knocked of its spot by ‘Pat Butchers’
Also here’s another one for you I spotted.
Also here’s another one for you I spotted.
If Phillip K Dick were alive right now he would once again be sighing and posting this.
April 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
If Phillip K Dick were alive right now he would once again be sighing and posting this.
This reminds me of Surf Dracula.
April 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
This reminds me of Surf Dracula.
BBC: Was Mark Darcy based on Kier Starmer?
Helen Fielding: All I’ll say is yes.
BBC: We will never know for sure.
Helen Fielding: All I’ll say is yes.
BBC: We will never know for sure.
January 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
BBC: Was Mark Darcy based on Kier Starmer?
Helen Fielding: All I’ll say is yes.
BBC: We will never know for sure.
Helen Fielding: All I’ll say is yes.
BBC: We will never know for sure.
Minor spoiler but I feel like the people making these are running out of ideas slightly.
January 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Minor spoiler but I feel like the people making these are running out of ideas slightly.
Did anyone else read this and go ‘wait what?’ or was this common knowledge?
January 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Did anyone else read this and go ‘wait what?’ or was this common knowledge?
Video games have taught me that it’s very careless of Thorpe Park to dump boxes of this stuff right by the fence.
January 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Video games have taught me that it’s very careless of Thorpe Park to dump boxes of this stuff right by the fence.
Predict your 2025 with an image from your phone:
December 31, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Predict your 2025 with an image from your phone:
Thought this was a direct reply but was just an odd juxtaposition!
December 25, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Thought this was a direct reply but was just an odd juxtaposition!
Come on. McClaine is clearly an allegory for Santa. Moves around through heating tunnels, delivers presents (C4, bullets) has a naughty list. Hans represents those who prioritise gifts (bearer bonds) over family.
Plus let it snow plays over the end credits.
Plus let it snow plays over the end credits.
December 24, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Come on. McClaine is clearly an allegory for Santa. Moves around through heating tunnels, delivers presents (C4, bullets) has a naughty list. Hans represents those who prioritise gifts (bearer bonds) over family.
Plus let it snow plays over the end credits.
Plus let it snow plays over the end credits.