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Alex Brooks
@alexbrooks.bsky.social
Tobogganing accident survivor. Whale enthusiast. Former social worker.

Peterborough Ontario
“Look at me, I’m making ‘art’ for one of the most prestigious publications in the world.”

Sam Jacob’s, and/or everyone involved in green lighting that atrocity, should be fired on principal.

You cannot make a case that anything in your magazine should be taken seriously if that is on the cover.
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It was paradise!
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
There is still something extra disgusting about targeting people that are about this high up in the cartel power structure.

I would be surprised if 10/12 people on a cigar boat are making more than my 2002 pot dealer.
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
1986/87, where you ended your movie with this credit sequence, regardless of whether the characters had been graphically dismembered a few minutes earlier.
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
After “Leo-pointing” at Eric Schweig, I was excited at the possibility of PTA having a future role for Madeline Stowe and Jodhi May, for the LotM heads.
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Equally effective.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“Hot dog or Goat Meat stick?”

“Ewwwww……, I’ll take a Goat Meat stick.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
🧐
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
He can still be feted with a new title.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
🤦‍♂️
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
@jessehawken.bsky.social Maybe the best omen for tonight? The Jays are bringing “Big Nick” O’Brien energy to game 6.
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Goddammit, you were all supposed to wait until like next Monday for this… our economy is being destroyed on a whim, and we were supposed to have one lousy weekend to (possibly) enjoy before we all lose our jobs.
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“President Slotkin launched her fourth nuclear missile strike against Iran this morning…”
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
They need to chase these two out of the stadium.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Margaret: [talking out the side of her mouth while exhaling smoke] “No, sister, I don’t believe this get-together is exactly your bag at all. It’s just going to be people having fun.”

*ashes cigarette on carpet
*leaves
October 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A classic NR editorial using 1000+ words to say, “destroying it is good, actually”.

It is always great to see this crew obliviously call out a reaction to Trump as hysterical, when their staff is focused on pumping out five new stories everyday warning of the end of civilization if Mamdani wins.
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I was shocked by whomever edited that, and thought there was a good reason to end on that particular PP insider’s cheerleading. I don’t think there has been a more inauthentic Canadian politician in my lifetime, or one with this much contempt for his base.
October 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM