Bergs
@alexbergmans.bsky.social
ceo at my own boss. member of whatever the opposite of mensa is. coiner of phrase “what if mcdonalds had beer”
hypnotized by this… subliminal “medium naturals”….. can’t stop eating this
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
hypnotized by this… subliminal “medium naturals”….. can’t stop eating this
finally.. a tool to generate an ASMR video of eating a mobile phone
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
finally.. a tool to generate an ASMR video of eating a mobile phone
every man dreams of inventing an award to give to their wife… but only cowards wait until after they die to do it
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
every man dreams of inventing an award to give to their wife… but only cowards wait until after they die to do it
No no.. not Dick. No. Not Dick Cheney… no no no no… I was just with him last night
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
No no.. not Dick. No. Not Dick Cheney… no no no no… I was just with him last night
yeah you’d love that wouldn’t you. You’d love more engagement happening on your braindead little platform wouldn’t you
October 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
yeah you’d love that wouldn’t you. You’d love more engagement happening on your braindead little platform wouldn’t you
I de aged him to show how much Daniel Radcliffe looks like Harry Potter
October 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I de aged him to show how much Daniel Radcliffe looks like Harry Potter
Every time I see Daniel Radcliffe (the actor) I swear to god he’s a dead ringer for Harry Potter.. am I crazy or does anyone else see it??
October 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Every time I see Daniel Radcliffe (the actor) I swear to god he’s a dead ringer for Harry Potter.. am I crazy or does anyone else see it??
view from the office for the day.. yep, not bad
September 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
view from the office for the day.. yep, not bad
Pop stars don’t have limited edition scent discs any more
September 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pop stars don’t have limited edition scent discs any more
great idea by the both of them. social media is one of the best places to seek engagement
August 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
great idea by the both of them. social media is one of the best places to seek engagement
Sugar Ray.. Vanilla Ice.. is this a concert lineup or my damn Starbucks order!?!!
August 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Sugar Ray.. Vanilla Ice.. is this a concert lineup or my damn Starbucks order!?!!
Home Depot has a 4x4 white bevel post sleeve cap, by the way. Not that any of you fucking care..
July 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Home Depot has a 4x4 white bevel post sleeve cap, by the way. Not that any of you fucking care..
the balloon asshole’s silence on Palestine is deafening
July 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the balloon asshole’s silence on Palestine is deafening
The Naked Gun reboot Letterboxd ratings showing up as a classic “coward’s curve”
July 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The Naked Gun reboot Letterboxd ratings showing up as a classic “coward’s curve”
when he says the moron on NBC he’s talking about Leno
July 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
when he says the moron on NBC he’s talking about Leno
RECIPE: Remove food from oven when the top has turned a light brown color.
MY COLORBLIND ASS CHECKING THE FOOD:
MY COLORBLIND ASS CHECKING THE FOOD:
July 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
RECIPE: Remove food from oven when the top has turned a light brown color.
MY COLORBLIND ASS CHECKING THE FOOD:
MY COLORBLIND ASS CHECKING THE FOOD:
this guy is an evil man but let’s not start pretending sending texts about chilling to your roommates is bad
June 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
this guy is an evil man but let’s not start pretending sending texts about chilling to your roommates is bad