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alexandriahops.bsky.social
@alexandriahops.bsky.social
She/her
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ME: let’s use the ouija board we got for Christmas to contact grandpa’s ghost
FAMILY: ok
ME: Grandpa, if you can hear me, bring us some updog
OUIJA BOARD: W-H-A-T-I-S-
ME: *starts shaking* this is the greatest day of my life
December 4, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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mantis shrimp
mantis shrimp
not a mantis or a shrimp
is he strong?
rocket punch
eats a crab
for his lunch
look out!
here comes the mantis shrimp
December 1, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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*me after realizing Starbucks only put 5 pumps of peppermint syrup in my peppermint mocha instead of the requested 6* the world is a vampire
November 25, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 9:31 PM