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extrasolarian.bsky.social
a vibe insana de comercial do itaú
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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danielreen.bsky.social
#SORTEIO 🎉
Pra comemorar o lançamento do novo Hyrule Warriors vai rolar sorteio da mídia física além de um Pokémon Z-A pra quem tem Switch 1! Pra participar acesse ofertasnintendo.com.br/sorteio e escolha a forma que quer participar. O resultado sai em 10/11 no período da noite, oka?
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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amandawtwong.bsky.social
I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"
The full quote: "I think the sublime confusion is from nineteen to twenty-nine. You think you are late for everything, you're a has been, nothing is happening, there's no opportunity for you, the world is closed, everything is a disaster, you wanna die. And then you're thirty. " "You young people are in the exact age of desperation. I never felt more done and old than in my twenties. I'd say 'life has passed me and I did nothing.' But I'm here to tell you that's not true: you have a lot of fucking time."
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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lynnie3.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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parecercult.bsky.social
tweet de cukolas curreira em 4 de agosto de 2025: Prisão domiciliar decretada de Jair Bolsonaro por Moraes. Motivo: Corrupção? Rachadinha? Desvio de bilhões? Roubou o INSS? Não. Seus filhos postaram conteúdo dele nas redes sociais. Que várzea!! tweet de @internethippo em 1 de abril de 2023: New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
August 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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atila.bsky.social
Quem tá no lockdown agora, né
July 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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danielreen.bsky.social
#SORTEIO 🎉
A @nuuvem.com liberou giftcards de presente pra vocês e 2 sortudo vão levar 100 conto! Pra participar:

- Me segue
- 💙Curtir o post +🔄 RT sem comentar
- Responda esse tweet com o emoji☁️ e indique um jogo baratex para o ganhador usar o giftcard. Resultado em 14/07!
July 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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reck.bsky.social
June 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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hqsemroteiro.bsky.social
O drama da jornalista brasileira em Tel-Aviv que não consegue achar tomate-cereja no supermercado.

📍Veja também no TikTok: vm.tiktok.com/ZMS54Gv5E/
June 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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renao.bsky.social
Vi essa ontem fofa demais
May 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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zhugeex.com
Nintendo weren't kidding when they said Switch 2 would support 4K.

The only way to play Mario Kart World co-op is to pretend you're the long lost cousin of someone from Leblon.
knoebel.bsky.social Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · Apr 23
Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders starting soon in Brazil.

Releas June 5th:

Switch 2: R$4499,99
Switch 2 Bundle: R$4799,99
Mario Kart: R$499,90
DK Bananza: R$ 439,90

br.ign.com/nintendo-swi...
April 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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goldstein.bsky.social
The people who projected this onto the Tesla factory in Germany are being charged by German authorities with displaying Nazi symbols. Which is a curious legal position because that would imply that they believe that Musk did a Nazi salute and yet haven't arrested him despite being in Germany.
January 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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cprandoni.bsky.social
Ana Maria Braga é a maior streamer de games do Brasil, não tem jeito

É O SHADOW JOSÉ, VÉI
December 10, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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quejero.bsky.social
🙏
December 5, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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madz.bsky.social
A pedidos:
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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eusoufael.bsky.social
Passando mal
November 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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metsul.com
🔴 AGORA | São Paulo tem mais clientes sem luz neste momento pelo temporal que a Flórida assolada por onda de tornados e furacão.
São Paulo tem mais clientes sem luz que a Flórida atingida por furacão
Número de clientes sem luz em São Paulo pelo temporal na tarde deste sábado em São Paulo era maior que o da Flórida castigada por Milton.
metsul.com
October 12, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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magitekdad.bsky.social
Guys, get the fuck off Twitter.
October 6, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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tzex.bsky.social
October 6, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
"Give me the Rings of Power!" commanded Sauron.
"You will never be Lord of The Rings!!" cried Galadriel.
"Rings of Power" whispered Elrond. "Lord of The Rings!"
October 4, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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faltando.bsky.social
tudo fica acontecendo o tempo todo na vida não para de acontecer coisas eu fico muito cansada
September 5, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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xdocontrole.bsky.social
A gente era a alegria daquela pocilga mesmo, né?
September 5, 2024 at 9:47 PM