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kennylogins.bsky.social
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social on "Wonderful Christmastime," Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
alexandertechnique.bsky.social
Those fuckers are huge
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
alexandertechnique.bsky.social
Imagine nothing.

Then, imagine a bunch of spikes buildings named “The Fountain of Torment” and “intestine harvesting workshop”
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
alexandertechnique.bsky.social
Only afterwards do they realize being capsulepilled means supporting women in STEM
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Food Network @_foodnetwork_ Need a dessert in a hurry? Take a bag of Oreos and dump them on the floor and eat the Oreos off the floor like a animal you piece of shit 12:08 AM • Feb 5, 2014
July 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
alexandertechnique.bsky.social
You did great!
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
alexandertechnique.bsky.social
Bond kills Trouble Man and has passionate sex with No No
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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paperbackparadise.bsky.social
Back cover synopsis reads: Humans Dan and Sarah went to Planet Crab to see what was there. There they found huge crabs! It made them happy to see. They wanted to know how crabs become so powerful and the answer is familiar: Crabitalism - the new & exciting economic system. Human lives are ground to death and digested for the good of a select group of giant crabs! Everyone is running and smiling. The crabs are getting bigger! It is good to make powerful crabs more powerful. Humans Dan and Sarah want to tell their planet about Crabitalism now! Review blurb reads: Boy oh boy, i am a human doctor and lawyer and I must say this new and exciting economic system is something. United States should adopt immedi-ately! Humans will love. Dr. Lawyer Nxlyn Moklyx Crabitalism facts: • Humans love to serve powerful crabs - Giant and powerful crabs make planets better • Human suffering small price for giant crabs - Everyone smiles at crabs
September 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
it's tim! @hydrationchimp.bsky.social Jimmy cracked corn, and i cared (empath) November 13, 2024 at 11:24 PM
October 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Karen Kilgariff @KarenKilgariff Sorry I faved your tweet 21 seconds after you posted it it's just that I'm standing in your foyer wearing a doll mask 4:59 PM • 2013-11-07 • Twitter for iPhone
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
alexandertechnique.bsky.social
The discord was going nuts over this, excellent work!
October 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace's blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace's blood September 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Mike. @dumbmike.bsky.social In the original draft, the lyric was "it's a black fly / in your chardonnay / that you roll back and forth / crushing to death with your tongue" but studio executives begged Alanis to have at least one of the tracks on "Jagged Little Pill" not be about slowly crushing a bug to death in your mouth. August 9, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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